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Ezreal ([personal profile] indy_wannabe) wrote in [community profile] bravenewworld2015-05-26 10:20 pm

Helping the War Effort

1. Action, around Union in the general vicinity of Gilgamesh Wulfenbach's Workshop

Throughout the day, a duo (and by duo we mean "pretty much only Ezreal") have been moving back and forth between the workshop and any number of other areas. He can usually be seen carrying large and rather heavy looking loads of scrap. Ancient Golem the Tyranitar, Dragon the Charizard and Vilemaw the Metagross have unfortunately also been conscripted to assist, and none of them seem to be in a particularly good mood about that, judging by the low, constant stream of bitching and swears coming from Ezreal's mouth as he carries and inevitably drops the large pallets

2. Action, inside Gilgamesh Wulfenbach's Workshop

Later that night, the door has been flung open, likely due to the immense heat emanating from the workshop. Ungodly sounds, banging, clanking, drilling, and the occasional explosion can be heard, as well as the occasional explosion of human voices

"No you can NOT set the drill frequency that high! You'll melt the rock straight into the cockpit you moron!"

3. Video

Gilgamesh stood before a massive, vaguely cylindrical shape under a cloth cover. He cleared his throat before speaking.

"If we are to be fighting underground, then we should take heed to remember that our battles are not limited to a mere two dimensions. Nor should we limit ourselves to the tunnels that already exist. To that end, I have built a device that will offer our forces considerable tactical advantage. BEHOLD!"

He ripped aside the covering to reveal what looked like a giant metal can, with a horrifying array of drill bits attached to one end and spiked tank treads running along the sides.

"My tunneling engine is fully capable of boring through ten yards of solid granite in an hour, allowing us to strike at Gigas's forces from just about anywhere in the tunnel network. The main compartment holds up to six people. And if the passengers are carrying some of Ms. Ryuuko's pokeballs, that can turn into a sizeable raiding party quite quickly.

With the power of SCIENCE on our side, Gigas' defeat is inevitable!"


[OOC: Red is Gil, blue text is Ezreal. This is a joint post between Ezreal and Gil, either can respond or if you prefer you can specify who you are addressing in your tag title]
lunchleader: (mind is blown)

Video

[personal profile] lunchleader 2015-05-27 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Whooooah, that's amazing!

...and almost as crazy as some of the stuff that one crazy Council Engineer cranks out.

[Gil, you might know who Right's referring to here.]
schmott_guy: (Dubious)

[personal profile] schmott_guy 2015-05-27 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
["That one crazy Council Engineer"]

...Councilor Wulfenbach?
lunchleader: (c'mon get happy~)

[personal profile] lunchleader 2015-05-27 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that guy!

So, what's your name?
schmott_guy: (Boy Genius)

[personal profile] schmott_guy 2015-05-27 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Gilgamesh Wulfenbach.
lunchleader: (Seriously?)

1/2

[personal profile] lunchleader 2015-05-27 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, what a mouthful to say--
Edited 2015-05-27 06:04 (UTC)
lunchleader: (whaaaa?!)

2/2

[personal profile] lunchleader 2015-05-27 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Thankfully, it doesn't take very long for his brain to make the connection]

Ehhhh?! You're that guy's son?!
schmott_guy: (Q.E.D.)

[personal profile] schmott_guy 2015-05-27 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I have that dubious honor.
lunchleader: (Mio's chewing me out over the phone line)

[personal profile] lunchleader 2015-05-27 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, uh....sorry I called your dad crazy, then.

[Oh, Gods, did he just piss off a noble? He's so screwed...]
Edited 2015-05-27 06:08 (UTC)
schmott_guy: (Smooth)

[personal profile] schmott_guy 2015-05-27 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Great men usually are.

[Whether he means that great men are usually called crazy, or sorry that they called his dad crazy is delightfully unclear.]
lunchleader: (don't know if want)

[personal profile] lunchleader 2015-05-27 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, so...no anger. That's good? Right'll take it as a good thing.]

So, um...how does it work?
schmott_guy: (Suave)

[personal profile] schmott_guy 2015-05-27 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Gil's relation with his father is complicated.]

It's mostly propitiatory technology (that I just now invented today), but the basic idea is you get in here-

[Point]

-then these spinny bits here-

[Point]

-grind up rock until you pop out in a Gigan tunnel behind their front lines, free to wreak as much havoc as you like.
lunchleader: (guys this magic brownie is wonderful)

[personal profile] lunchleader 2015-05-27 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, that sounds like it'd be perfect for a couple of those missions, then!
schmott_guy: (eyebrow waggle)

[personal profile] schmott_guy 2015-05-27 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
That's the plan.
Edited 2015-05-27 10:10 (UTC)