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bravenewworld2015-02-14 09:07 am
actsmagnificent) wrote in bravenewworld2015-02-14 09:07 am
012 // action - haruka's misfortunes, union edition
[ Haruka Tenoh is always learning new things. Today's lesson: don't walk your Rhyhorn when the roads are icy. It will slide out of control, sprain people's ankles, and you'll be responsible for picking up their slack on what would happen to be the busiest day of the year at their workplace.
On a completely unrelated note, this dairy booth in the market district appears to be doing a booming business! It's also completely pink - pink drapes, heart-shaped balloons attached to the poles, Miltank plushies lining the shelves, and a Rhyhorn wearing a pink blanket squatting outside with a basket of chocolate in its mouth. Behind the counter (assisted by a Wooper in a pink bow tie) is the most brilliantly handsome salesman ever to grace the street, advertising in a voice that could rattle a packed theater. (She's also wearing a pink apron and a baker's hat shaped like a Luvdisc. Today has a theme.) Her sales pitch goes something like this: ]
Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! What you see here's available for one day only: Luvdisc-shaped chocolate for the health of your romance! Strawberry Miltank milk for the health of your body! And, with a purchase of just twenty-five dollars or more, we'll throw in a special four-piece chocolate sampler as thanks for being our sweetest customers! How about it?!
[ A middle-aged woman walking her Snubbull approaches the vendor. Could she have some Miltank cheese and a Luvdisc chocolate, please? Haruka graces her with her very best Divine Theater smile. ] But of course, Madam. If that's what you desire...
[ The woman looks about ready to faint back onto her Snubbull. Haruka would also dearly love to lose consciousness right now. Why is she so good at this? It's absurd to think she might be naturally gifted at spouting nonsense!
At least she's only served strangers thus far. ]
On a completely unrelated note, this dairy booth in the market district appears to be doing a booming business! It's also completely pink - pink drapes, heart-shaped balloons attached to the poles, Miltank plushies lining the shelves, and a Rhyhorn wearing a pink blanket squatting outside with a basket of chocolate in its mouth. Behind the counter (assisted by a Wooper in a pink bow tie) is the most brilliantly handsome salesman ever to grace the street, advertising in a voice that could rattle a packed theater. (She's also wearing a pink apron and a baker's hat shaped like a Luvdisc. Today has a theme.) Her sales pitch goes something like this: ]
Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! What you see here's available for one day only: Luvdisc-shaped chocolate for the health of your romance! Strawberry Miltank milk for the health of your body! And, with a purchase of just twenty-five dollars or more, we'll throw in a special four-piece chocolate sampler as thanks for being our sweetest customers! How about it?!
[ A middle-aged woman walking her Snubbull approaches the vendor. Could she have some Miltank cheese and a Luvdisc chocolate, please? Haruka graces her with her very best Divine Theater smile. ] But of course, Madam. If that's what you desire...
[ The woman looks about ready to faint back onto her Snubbull. Haruka would also dearly love to lose consciousness right now. Why is she so good at this? It's absurd to think she might be naturally gifted at spouting nonsense!
At least she's only served strangers thus far. ]
/gloats instead of noticing bedroom eyes
[whoa, two umbrellas!! Carol isn't sure if she can handle all this fanciness, so she'll try to eat super daintily. Still, she's soon nosing around under the umbrellas trying to get the last of her food.]
/begins to doubt wisdom of this plan, licks chin
Wooper plunks himself back down, swallowing the last of his Poffin. That was tasty! What is Super Beauty doing over by the wall? He won't woop over it, but he does peer over there. ]
/eyes go wide, freezes. d-decides to take this as a sign of submission and stops with the pinning
Carol looks up from her clean bowl. Super Beauty is...being super clean?] Cor...
[still. First, she's gonna pick up these little umbrellas and bring them home somehow and show the others.]
she hopes you're happy. now she has a nasty taste in her mouth.
The Rhyhorn looks up, misses seeing Wooper, and trots right past him towards Carol. You have a bowl too! How about that!
Haruka continues to silently finish her meal, though she grins at Michiru every time she sips from her wine. Even with a surprise entree, this was a good idea. ]
whatever, she won!
Michiru looks up from a bite.] You seem amused. [also you're distracting her from her meal, though she doesn't seem to mind]
she will permit you to hold this pathetic delusion if it distracts you enough for her to flounce
Super Beauty looks at the little colored things in Carol's mouth. She has no idea what's expected of her, but she is standing very still. And she does have all kind of little ridges on her body into which things could be placed. ]
maybe she'll flounce off in a huff too!! (and forget about the dare)
Carol inspects Super Beauty for a long moment, before finally tucking the umbrellas into the ridges along her side. There! That should be pretty stable!]
sitting on opposite sides of the theater dorm but TOTALLY NOT UPSET NO
....wait, is Carol decorating her Rhyhorn? Haruka doesn't want to know. Super Beauty doesn't even appear to know. She just stands there, trying to get a look at what Carol is doing but unable to turn her bulky head that far. ]
not even LOOKING over. too busy uh. babysitting.
Carol nods to herself and then grins at Super Beauty.] Corsola! [thanks!]
ah yes, you've some sort of servile position, haven't you.
[ That way they can eat it on their own time. In case there's anything else Michiru wants to do with Haruka first.
Super Beauty is not sure why she's being thanked, but, okay. She'll grin anyway. She did a good thing!
Wooper hops up on her back. He will make sure the umbrellas stay safe here on the way home. ] Woop woop.
[ Go team! ]
/gonna let baby lay eyes on those ultra fluffy tails and then releases the egg
Carol hops up and down in excitement, spikes waggling. Yeah! Mission.....start!] Corsola!
[wait. Are their Trainers even done eating yet?]
/caught in mid-preen, glances over, freezes. tails fluff up further in alarm
Trainer was letting her eyes do the talking while taking a demure sip of her wine, but when she sees Wooper looking at her she glances down at her plate. One bite of steak left, thankfully accompanied by a garnish. ] Your choice.
[ And like a good girl, she cleans her plate. ]
congrats! you've found an eggbaby!
Carol nods. Alright, mission....almost start! Which means they gotta wait a little.] Cor. [sorry, guys]
oh how.......charming. yes. you're charming, small creature. now go be charming. over there.
Haruka smiles, done now. One can't hurry a glass of wine like this, though. ] Take your time.
[ The humans are letting themselves be slow. Wooper doesn't mind, though. He's tracing out dance steps he can do on Super Beauty. ]
eggbaby listens! and promptly walks out the door into the unknown depths of the theater
Carol sits down too, about to die of boredom.
...Unless she treats this as practice for future stake outs!]
oh no! the FISH-REEKING BARBARIAN has been remiss in her duties! she must sound the alarm
And rush you? [ Haruka chuckles. ] You must really want the next course.
[ Be that dessert or ah. "Dessert." ]
she DOES NOT reek of fish and this is totally your fault!!
Carol goes from watching the other humans to watching Wooper. Is that...fun?
....Carol hesitates a moment, and then turns in a circle too.]
are you sure you can waste time arguing when anything in the world could be happening to that baby?
[ Wooper keeps turning in circles. It's fun, he swears. Sooner or later your head feels funny, but that's kind of amusing too!
Super Beauty starts to feel left out, but she can feel Trainer encouraging her to stay seated. So she sits. And is turned upon. ]
if trainer kills her, this is all your fault /runs off
You've been taking up most of her attention, but apparently, she picks the best moment to check on the Pokemon.
...That sure is Wooper and Carol turning around in circles.] We should get the check.
you have the quaintest notions about life. /yawns, lies down
[ Wooper's starting to get dizzy. But he won't give up. He has a companion now. ] Woop...
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Coooorsola... [whoaaaa it's like being stuck in a Whirlpool! But if Wooper isn't stopping, neither is she.
Michiru just focuses on finishing the rest of her glass while keeping an eye on the kids. At least they're just spinning in place.]
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So the waitress gets a bit of extra flirt as she requests the check - to expedite the process and make up for the earlier trouble, of course. Haruka winks, grinning, as the girl hurries off with their payment. The staff here is so professional!
Haruka looks down at her billfold. The Pokémon had different wait staff... ] Should the Pokémon leave a tip, too?
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And here's their check and the rest of their wine, all stoppered up.]
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[ Haruka sits back, satisfied with Wooper's performance. She does train her Pokémon. Sometimes. When she feels like it. ]
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Let's go home.
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