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[blood_and_thunder]

VIDEO

[Normally Noire shows up looking depressed, scared, fatigued, and forlorn. Today, she's... depressed, scared, fatigued, and forlorn, and now you can add in really, really confused to the mix. Judging from her surroundings, she appears to be hiding in an alleyway, hugging two things - her Murkrow, and a Luvdisc plush. Remember what those do?]

E-excuse me... I'm sorry to bother you all, but, um, I've been having a strange couple of days. I don't know what's going on... Have I finally blossomed into womanhood, or have all the men here have gotten extremely desperate? ... E-either way! All the people pursuing me... I-It's very kind of you, but I don't think I should be taking up a relationship right this moment!

I mean, maybe, someday, I might want to, b-but right now is a really bad time! So... please take that into consideration... 

[She sighs, not realizing the luvdisc plush has winked again.]

ACTION

Destiny, use Haze!

[Murkrow crows, letting out a distinct fog that should hopefully be enough cover for now. Using this chance, Noire and Destiny the bird Pokemon run into the nearest building - it may be your house, your place of business, etc, but she's there now, the door slamming behind her as she catches her breath. Is she finally safe? ... Well, guess what she still has in her arms.]

Comments

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[blood_and_thunder]

...

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That can't be it.

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[brandnewshoes]

W-Why not?

[video]

[blood_and_thunder]

You can see me, right?

[video]

[brandnewshoes]

Yeah, but I'm not sure I follow.

[video]

[blood_and_thunder]

I'm... not cute. At all.

[video]

[brandnewshoes]

Whah? Why do you say that?

[video]

[blood_and_thunder]

Someone like you has to ask? You're beautiful.

[video]

[brandnewshoes]

I-I'm what? I'm not bad, but c'mon, you're pretty too!

[video]

[blood_and_thunder]

You have big lovely eyes, long gorgeous hair, a lovely figure... I'm scrawny, in every sense of the word. That's why I'm so confused about all of this.

[video]

[brandnewshoes]

U-uh, I'm not so sure about some of that.

[She stares, looking most confused for a moment.]

You don't look scrawny to me!

[video]

[blood_and_thunder]

I assure you, I am. I'm no prize.

[video]

[brandnewshoes]

If you say so, but... I don't think you have anything to be worried about.

[video]

[blood_and_thunder]

Maybe...

[... wait, what were we talking about again?]

H-Hold on, I DO have something to worry about! The men chasing me!

[video]

[brandnewshoes]

[OH RIGHT.]

You gotta tell them to knock it off! That isn't cool!

[video]

[blood_and_thunder]

I have been telling them! But they won't take no for an answer...

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[brandnewshoes]

Then hit 'em upside the head! They should knock that off!

[video]

[blood_and_thunder]

I'm not very strong... b-but I guess it's my only option right now.

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[brandnewshoes]

Give it a shot. It'll discourage them!

[video]

[blood_and_thunder]

... A shot...

W-wait, that's it! I can just use my arrows!

[video]

[brandnewshoes]

Might be overkill!