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[blood_and_thunder]

 [Hello, good people! Have a fidgety young lady addressing the feed, shifting from side to side.]

Um, hello. I, um... I'm sorry for taking up some of your time today...

[A Duskull is in the background, doing her hair.]

Why don't you just use me, kiddo?

N-No, I can do this! I'm fine! Uh, where was I... oh, r-right!

[She gulps, turning her attention back to the 'audience'.]

Lady Lucina gave our thanks to all of you in Union, and I... just wanted to add my own as well. You've all been so kind. No wonder you've lasted for so long... a-and it's time to repay such generosity.

... Unfortunately, I'm not really as talented as Lady Lucina. Or strong. Or wise. Or...

...Are you sure you don't want to use me?

N-No! I really! Let me try one last time... What I mean to say is... W-what does the city need most right now? Out of everything in the city, what could use the most help?

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[my_father_is_a_tycoon]

Oh, you're one of Lucina's friends?

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[blood_and_thunder]

Oh, no... I mean, I know Lucina, we're from the same village, but I wouldn't dare call myself her friend. She's way too great to have someone like me as a friend.

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[my_father_is_a_tycoon]

Well... all the same, welcome to Union. Can I ask your name?

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[blood_and_thunder]

Noire... My name is Noire.

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[my_father_is_a_tycoon]

It's a pleasure to meet you, Noire. My name is Lenna Tycoon.

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[blood_and_thunder]

[THE Lenna Tycoon?! oh sh-]

Th-thank you so much for everything, Lady Tycoon!

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[my_father_is_a_tycoon]

[Lenna smiles, waving a hand.]

Just Lenna is fine.

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[blood_and_thunder]

A-Are you sure? We owe you so much.

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[my_father_is_a_tycoon]

I'm sure. In fact, I insist. I didn't do what I did to exalt myself above anyone else, but rather to help people who needed help. You don't owe me anything at all. But if you like, I'll tell you what I told Lucina - I'd like it if we could become friends.

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[blood_and_thunder]

[!!!]

Friends? With me? You'd be okay with that?

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[my_father_is_a_tycoon]

Of course. Why wouldn't I be?

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[blood_and_thunder]

Because I'm -

Oh no, we're not going on that spiel again.

[he then sits on her head - as best a Ghost pokemon can sit. Suddenly, Noire's face clenches up-]

... I WILL TAKE YOUR INVITATION TO FRIENDSHIP, BUT IF I DETECT THE SLIGHTEST HINT OF BETRAYAL, IT WILL BE PAID BACK TENFOLD!

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[my_father_is_a_tycoon]

[w-what]

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[my_father_is_a_tycoon]

I-I promise! I don't have anything like that in mind at all...!

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[blood_and_thunder]

THEN WE WILL BECOME STEADFAST COMPANIONS! I SWEAR MY LOYALTY TO YOU, AND I WOULD GLADLY DIE FOR YOU!

[The Duskull seems really used to this, just chilling on her hair.]

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[my_father_is_a_tycoon]

You don't need to go quite that far...

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[blood_and_thunder]

[Satisfied, the Duskull floats off her head, and Noire seems to shrink down to her original personality.]

Oh, all right. But you get the idea.

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[my_father_is_a_tycoon]

Let's just try hanging out together sometimes first.

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[blood_and_thunder]

Okay... I-I'd like that.

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[my_father_is_a_tycoon]

Good! We'll start there, then.