o1. voice

[lotsofhart]

[VOICE: 2:17AM]

[A scratchy, very tired-sounding voice comes on over the warp band.]

So. Should I be concerned that there's a Magnamite staring at me from my window? Seems like something I should be concerned about. It's kinda creepy. Have some decency.

[Pause.]

Oh. And the Grimers running down my street. That's kind of alarming. What just happened?

[The transmission cuts out abruptly.]


[VOICE: 4:43AM]

Earthquake. Aftershocks. Real pleasant, not. I assume they'll probably stop in a few hours. Some of my stuff got broken, which is frustrating. Anybody hurt? I hope not. I'm not really the kind of person that can help, but uh. If you need anything repaired, let me know? I usually charge, but this is kind of ridiculous, plus I'm not a jerk. Parts might take a bit, though. The iron shortage's been a pain, and it's probably gonna get worse with the state of emergency call. They'll look for any excuse to scalp you lately.


[[When responding, let me know which time stamp you're responding to.]

Comments

[sturzflug]

Damn right it doesn't.

[ Sorry, he's a sore winner. ]

[lotsofhart]

Doesn't give you the right to be a dick, though, Wing Ears.

[sturzflug]

[ Better than buttwings, that's for sure. ]

Yeah, well, I don't need to earn the right for that.

[ Yes, he is okay with being called a dick. It's not the first time or the last. ]

[lotsofhart]

Point.

Nothing better happen while I'm out, or else I'm blaming you.

[sturzflug]

Yeah, whatever. Wouldn't be the first time somebody blamed me for something I didn't do.

[lotsofhart]

Not doing your job, that's pretty bad.

[sturzflug]

I can't stop another earthquake from happening just by doing my job, genius.

[lotsofhart]

Nah, I know that. I mean letting people die for stupid reasons. That's kind of the Guard's thing, right? Keeping people from dying?

[sturzflug]

Yeah, yeah. I get it.