Nico Nico San [Dream Event]

[nicocism]

[Is Union's most desperate talented up-and-coming idol dreaming about life on the stage? Not tonight, she isn't... no, tonight's menu is a trio of fairy-type tales:]

[A. Cyndaquilla]

[Here's Nico, so covered in soot from working day in and day out that they compare her to a cynadquill (yet still the prettiest one around of course), lamenting her misfortune to be trapped in such a mean household.]

All day I work, yet even after everything I've done, they still won't let me go to the dance party! Boo hoo, won't anyone take me away?

[Those sure are some crocodile tears as she hams this up for what it's worth]

[B. The Knight, the Princess and the Dragon-Type]

[Out of the cave comes rumbling a fearsome Hydreigon, three heads snapping. Before them, their hapless sacrifice: a beautiful idol princess tied to a stake, no chance of escaping them!]

Kyaaa! Save me!

[Are you a gallant knight come to rescue her? Or perhaps a wizard or a rogue? But before she can be reached, the dragon turns on her and unleashes a powerful dragon pulse right at her, blasting everything away in harsh blue light! And all that remains is charred ashes... and Nico, standing completely unscathed?]

Haha, didn't you know dragons can never beat magic!

[Oh right, she's part fairy-type.]

Take this!

[That... that sure was a big, pink heart beam she shot at the Hydreigon... and it's super effective.

Did she really need a knight to begin with?]

[C. Queen of Darkness-types]

[And in a complete reversal of roles, have Nico, not in rags, not in torn princess dress, but in full skanky sexy leather with thigh-high boots and shoulder-length gloves that have all the material her tiny top and shorts don't showing that she is the Etna of succubi as far as curves are concerned, sitting atop a huge, black throne in the flame lit hall. Completing the look are horns, wings, a tail and poor Kara, her murkrow, perched at her side, giving a few ominous caws while wondering why the heck does she have to play along with this?]

Now, kneel before me! Kneel, and I might spare you!

[Nico has the worst fantasies.]


[OOC: As a note, Nico may finally make use of some of her enlightened powers - as it stands, she can minorly/temporarily charm or otherwise emotionally manipulate people (think Charm or Fake Tears and the like).]

Comments

[ricericebaby]

Aaaaahhh!

[Hanayo shrieks, draping a hand across her chest while trying to cover up her crotch with the other, knees bent and half stooped over.]

W-w-what if someone sees me like this?

[nicocism]

Well, that's the whole point! You'll really be in the spotlight and catch their hearts like this.

[Okay so maybe it was slightly more embarrassing than her own outfit, but only slightly.]

[ricericebaby]

Isn't it a little too revealing?

[nicocism]

[You're asking the girl who's probably wearing more on her arms and legs than on her body]

That's the point! Evil is sexy!

[ricericebaby]

I don't know if I can really pull off this kind of image...

[nicocism]

With me as your example, you can pull off anything!

[WHERE DOES SHE GET THAT CONFIDENCE WITH A BODY LIKE HERS]

[ricericebaby]

I guess a real idol can't get embarrassed no matter what she has to wear...

[but why can't she be a cute angel or something instead weh]

[nicocism]

Exactly! Now, put it all together now~

Nico~ Nico~ Ni~!

[Welcome to hell, Hanayo]

[ricericebaby]

[She's just about in tears as she does it, but...]

Nico~ Nico~ Ni~!

[nicocism]

D, don't cry when you do it! That's not cute at all!

[Okay maybe it's kind of cute but it's the wrong kind of cute!! And makes her feel guilty again]

[ricericebaby]

Can't I be an angel instead...?

[nicocism]

Well, but then, you wouldn't be serving the demon queen...

[ricericebaby]

We could just be friends instead. If we sing together, it'll be like our song can even reach all the way from heaven to hell because of our friendship!

[Hanayo what.]

O-Or... something...

[C'mon, though, audiences love that kind of juxtaposition. NICO CANNOT DENY.]

[nicocism]

[Okay some of that kind of flew by her fast but]

Well, I mean... it's not like I don't want to be friends with you, I mean, this is just the sort of setting this story is...

[ricericebaby]

I just feel so... exposed.

[She's never flaunted what she's got before! She's actually a little surprised that it's apparently this much.]

[nicocism]

Well, I mean, how are you supposed to show off if you hide everything?

[Though wow, she sure was hiding things.]

E, especially when you've got all that...

[ricericebaby]

When I've got all...

[...all what? But before she finishes the statement, Hanayo looks down at her chest. She usually doesn't dress to show them off, but now that attention has been called to it...]

...o-oh. Um... th-thank you?

[What do you even say to that?]

[nicocism]

I, I'm just saying, you should play to your strengths!

[NOT JEALOUS, NOT JEALOUS, NOT JEALOUS]

[ricericebaby]

So... sex appeal?

[oh god so embarrassed

you could fry an egg on her face right now with as hotly as she's blushing]

[nicocism]

W, well, yeah, that's one angle...

[Hanayo cutely blushing the heck out of herself is another angle that Nico is currently enjoying]

[ricericebaby]

W-well, you're the expert...

[Nico such a creeper]

[nicocism]

Right? This way, you'll definitely steal a few hearts!

[DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A CREEPER TO YOU?}

[ricericebaby]

S-so... how should I move in this? I feel like one wrong step and everything will fall out.

[nicocism]

Have some confidence! It'll be fine! [probably] Just don't jump up and down violently.

[ricericebaby]

That's...

[Hanayo bounces on her heels in place as a test. Sure is some jiggling going on.]

...good advice.

[Burying her face in her hands.]