bravenewworld | Nico Nico San [Dream Event]

[Is Union's most ~~desperate~~ talented up-and-coming idol dreaming about life on the stage? Not tonight, she isn't... no, tonight's menu is a trio of fairy-type tales:]

[A. Cyndaquilla]

[Here's Nico, so covered in soot from working day in and day out that they compare her to a cynadquill (yet still the prettiest one around of course), lamenting her misfortune to be trapped in such a mean household.]

All day I work, yet even after everything I've done, they still won't let me go to the dance party! Boo hoo, won't anyone take me away?

[Those sure are some crocodile tears as she hams this up for what it's worth]

[B. The Knight, the Princess and the Dragon-Type]

[Out of the cave comes rumbling a fearsome Hydreigon, three heads snapping. Before them, their hapless sacrifice: a beautiful ~~idol~~ princess tied to a stake, no chance of escaping them!]

Kyaaa! Save me!

[Are you a gallant knight come to rescue her? Or perhaps a wizard or a rogue? But before she can be reached, the dragon turns on her and unleashes a powerful dragon pulse right at her, blasting everything away in harsh blue light! And all that remains is charred ashes... and Nico, standing completely unscathed?]

Haha, didn't you know dragons can never beat magic!

[Oh right, she's part fairy-type.]

Take this!

[That... that sure was a big, pink heart beam she shot at the Hydreigon... and it's super effective.

Did she really need a knight to begin with?]

[C. Queen of Darkness-types]

[And in a complete reversal of roles, have Nico, not in rags, not in torn princess dress, but in full ~~skanky~~ sexy leather with thigh-high boots and shoulder-length gloves that have all the material her tiny top and shorts don't ~~showing that she is the Etna of succubi as far as curves are concerned~~, sitting atop a huge, black throne in the flame lit hall. Completing the look are horns, wings, a tail and poor Kara, her murkrow, perched at her side, giving a few ominous caws while wondering why the heck does she have to play along with this?]

Now, kneel before me! Kneel, and I might spare you!

[Nico has the worst fantasies.]

[OOC: As a note, Nico may ~~finally~~ make use of some of her enlightened powers - as it stands, she can minorly/temporarily charm or otherwise emotionally manipulate people (think Charm or Fake Tears and the like).]

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Make me.

Kh... [YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNEEL, DARN IT] Guards!

[From the shadows, jumps the fearsome... Marill, Ruri, and the fluffy Skiploom, Haneko. Yeah, they're about as fearsome as shtey sound, pouncing on Eri and trying to force her to her knees. Or maybe just hugging her arms? It's hard to tell.]

Your guards might need a bit more training. Jakša!

[Eri's Nidoqueen roars and stalks over, giving Ruri and Haneko the Look of Death(tm)]

[Wow WHO LET THAT IN HERE.

Predictably, the tiny little pokemon flee to go hide behind Nico as she stomps around on her podium]

Hey, hey, that's not allowed, not allowed! Who said you could bring that in here?

[Eri twirls with elegant grace, her clothes shimmering in a very Magical Girl Fashion before reforming into a new outfit]

Maybe I should be the pop demon idol.

Hey, you stop that right there! I'm the demon queen idol, not you! You're not allowed to have a prettier dress than me! Or bigger- bigger pokemon than me!

[Yeah because it's Murkrow, Marill and Skiploom's fault they're smaller than a Nidoqueen.]

Jakša is always with me. If it's not allowed though, you're welcome to convince her to leave.

[Nico glares at the towering pokemon and... makes shooing motions with her hands]

Go on, go! You weren't invited!

[Jakša snorts derisively and folds her arms]

G, guards, get her!

[Ruri cheerfully - and obliviously - toddles forwards and... fires off a bubble beam at the other pokemon. It's Super Effective! The damage output is still pretty laughable though.]