Nico Nico San [Dream Event]

[nicocism]

[Is Union's most desperate talented up-and-coming idol dreaming about life on the stage? Not tonight, she isn't... no, tonight's menu is a trio of fairy-type tales:]

[A. Cyndaquilla]

[Here's Nico, so covered in soot from working day in and day out that they compare her to a cynadquill (yet still the prettiest one around of course), lamenting her misfortune to be trapped in such a mean household.]

All day I work, yet even after everything I've done, they still won't let me go to the dance party! Boo hoo, won't anyone take me away?

[Those sure are some crocodile tears as she hams this up for what it's worth]

[B. The Knight, the Princess and the Dragon-Type]

[Out of the cave comes rumbling a fearsome Hydreigon, three heads snapping. Before them, their hapless sacrifice: a beautiful idol princess tied to a stake, no chance of escaping them!]

Kyaaa! Save me!

[Are you a gallant knight come to rescue her? Or perhaps a wizard or a rogue? But before she can be reached, the dragon turns on her and unleashes a powerful dragon pulse right at her, blasting everything away in harsh blue light! And all that remains is charred ashes... and Nico, standing completely unscathed?]

Haha, didn't you know dragons can never beat magic!

[Oh right, she's part fairy-type.]

Take this!

[That... that sure was a big, pink heart beam she shot at the Hydreigon... and it's super effective.

Did she really need a knight to begin with?]

[C. Queen of Darkness-types]

[And in a complete reversal of roles, have Nico, not in rags, not in torn princess dress, but in full skanky sexy leather with thigh-high boots and shoulder-length gloves that have all the material her tiny top and shorts don't showing that she is the Etna of succubi as far as curves are concerned, sitting atop a huge, black throne in the flame lit hall. Completing the look are horns, wings, a tail and poor Kara, her murkrow, perched at her side, giving a few ominous caws while wondering why the heck does she have to play along with this?]

Now, kneel before me! Kneel, and I might spare you!

[Nico has the worst fantasies.]


[OOC: As a note, Nico may finally make use of some of her enlightened powers - as it stands, she can minorly/temporarily charm or otherwise emotionally manipulate people (think Charm or Fake Tears and the like).]

Comments

[future_sight]

Wow, I'm impressed.

[Maybe she should have Nico clean up her shop a bit.]

[nicocism]

Hmhm, well even if it's because they told me too, I'm going to do a perfect job, okay?

[Cleaning is srs bsns]

[future_sight]

I guess we should get to making your dress, huh?

[Nico's helping, right? Also suddenly singing pokemon what in the world Nico your dreams are weird.]

[nicocism]

Of course!

[Nozomi, don't even question it; if she can teach her pokemon to dance in real life, they sure as hell can sing in a dream. They're all marching up the stairs and gathering materials to help put together her dress, all while synchronized dancing. Good luck keeping up, Nozomi.]

[future_sight]

[Synchronized dancing are you serious right now. jfc OKAY I GUESS SHE'S DOING THIS. Thankfully, she's been training with Eri a bit, so she isn't a complete failure, and after some trial and error, she manages. Is this necessary for getting materials? Probably not. But it was kind of fun, as much as she'd hate to admit it.

It's time for a musical sewing montage! You've got some amazing seamstresses, Nico, because, along with Nozomi, they manage to make a dress in short order. It's sad that it will get ripped up and ruined before she gets her actual dress, but that's how the story goes, right?]

[nicocism]

[This is just like all those cute musicals she'd watched as a kid~ Nico's probably enjoying this way too much, and it's not just because of the beautiful (if impoverished) dress that's she's nearly crying tears of joy when it's finished]

Look, it's so wonderful! I'm sure the prince will love it!

[future_sight]

[Oh, it's a prince now? She thought your heart was Makki's.]

I'm glad you're enjoying this.

[Can she go now and not be a ratata please?]

[nicocism]

[THAT'S JUST HOW THE FAIRY TALE GOES OKAY??? MAKI HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING, ANYTHING EVER]

Well, it's fun, isn't it? Being the princess in a story.

[future_sight]

I wouldn't know.

[Re: Rat.]

[nicocism]

Well, you can be a princess in your own dream.