Nico Nico San [Dream Event]

[nicocism]

[Is Union's most desperate talented up-and-coming idol dreaming about life on the stage? Not tonight, she isn't... no, tonight's menu is a trio of fairy-type tales:]

[A. Cyndaquilla]

[Here's Nico, so covered in soot from working day in and day out that they compare her to a cynadquill (yet still the prettiest one around of course), lamenting her misfortune to be trapped in such a mean household.]

All day I work, yet even after everything I've done, they still won't let me go to the dance party! Boo hoo, won't anyone take me away?

[Those sure are some crocodile tears as she hams this up for what it's worth]

[B. The Knight, the Princess and the Dragon-Type]

[Out of the cave comes rumbling a fearsome Hydreigon, three heads snapping. Before them, their hapless sacrifice: a beautiful idol princess tied to a stake, no chance of escaping them!]

Kyaaa! Save me!

[Are you a gallant knight come to rescue her? Or perhaps a wizard or a rogue? But before she can be reached, the dragon turns on her and unleashes a powerful dragon pulse right at her, blasting everything away in harsh blue light! And all that remains is charred ashes... and Nico, standing completely unscathed?]

Haha, didn't you know dragons can never beat magic!

[Oh right, she's part fairy-type.]

Take this!

[That... that sure was a big, pink heart beam she shot at the Hydreigon... and it's super effective.

Did she really need a knight to begin with?]

[C. Queen of Darkness-types]

[And in a complete reversal of roles, have Nico, not in rags, not in torn princess dress, but in full skanky sexy leather with thigh-high boots and shoulder-length gloves that have all the material her tiny top and shorts don't showing that she is the Etna of succubi as far as curves are concerned, sitting atop a huge, black throne in the flame lit hall. Completing the look are horns, wings, a tail and poor Kara, her murkrow, perched at her side, giving a few ominous caws while wondering why the heck does she have to play along with this?]

Now, kneel before me! Kneel, and I might spare you!

[Nico has the worst fantasies.]


[OOC: As a note, Nico may finally make use of some of her enlightened powers - as it stands, she can minorly/temporarily charm or otherwise emotionally manipulate people (think Charm or Fake Tears and the like).]

Comments

[nicocism]

Oooh!

[Clap clap clap. Nico's suitably impressed, or at least willing to act that way for her fairy godmother.]

So you'll help me get to the dance?

[Balls are way last century, okay?]

[unbalancedlove]

Yes, I'm here to help you go to the ball and live happily ever after!

[It's a little known but very obvious fact that she likes fairy tales. Why wouldn't she like fairy tales, honestly.]

Why won't they let you go to the dance, Cyndaquila?

[nicocism]

Well, because they're mean, and they're just jealous of how much cuter I am than them, that's why!

[Vague images of the evil step-family... there's definitely resemblance to some other girls Nico knew from school... luckily no one Kotori would know.]

But it's their house, so I have to do whatever they say, no matter how cruel. Oh woe is me!

[Moderation: something Nico doesn't believe in, in acting too apparently]

[unbalancedlove]

[Nico's (biased) memories show them in a definitively bad light. Kotori nods at her words... though her belief wavers by the end of her narration. Too much, dear heroine.]

That's very mean of them... b-but you want to go to the dance because you love the prince, right?

[Not because they told you not to go, right?]

[nicocism]

Well, of course! Plus, what better way to show them all up than arriving at the dance and stealing the prince right before their eyes, huh?

[Yes, clearly the purest of motives here.]

[unbalancedlove]

Won't they punish you once you return home if they see you at the dance?

[For once it's Kotori's duty to be the voice of common sense.]

[nicocism]

W, well, maybe... but only because they'll be jealous and know I've won!

[Does everything have to be a competition?]

[unbalancedlove]

I think it's better if we try to hide your identity, Nic--Cyndaquila. If the prince comes for you and they keep you locked away it would be too sad.

[nicocism]

Ohh, that's a good idea. Can we do that? I'm not sure even magic can hide my radiance though.

[Pose pose wink wink]

[unbalancedlove]

We can!

[No hesitation at all.]

[nicocism]

Well, all right then... let's see what you can do!

[Nico poses, obviously ready to do a whole magical girl transformation sequence]

[unbalancedlove]

[The girl nods and begins moving her wand to draw a heart in the air. An unnatural number of sparkles gather around the witchy girl and they only multiply as she recites the powerful ancient verses.]

The rumored chocolate, delicious~

[... Well, she may only be singing a song, it's still magical!]

Pan pan Pangoro~

[The sparkles move to Nico!]

[nicocism]

W, woah-!

[Nico's not sure about sparkles made by someone other than her but she looks on as they engulf and surround her... then before she knows it, there's a flash of light, and...]

[unbalancedlove]

[And, like the mysterious chanting she did predicted, the outcome is... is...]

You look adorable!

[nicocism]

Wow, this is super cu-

[HOLD ON JUST A DARN MINUTE]

I can't go to the ball like this!

[unbalancedlove]

It's fluffy and cute, I'm sure it'll be a huge hit! Plus you are bound to get the prince's attention this way.

[Kotori that's not the issue.]

[nicocism]

I, I'll look totally out of place! They won't want me to dance with them, they'll want me to dance for them!

[Which is normally her thing but THAT'S NOT HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO]

[unbalancedlove]

[Struck by this revelation Kotori nods in understanding and waves her magic wand again with a thoughtful look.]

I see, I see... but it's too cute too throw it away. How about making the skirt longer and no exposed stomach?

[No mentions of changing the hat or tail, it's too cute.]

[nicocism]

Well, I guess that might help a little...

Wait, no, isn't this just too silly overall!?

[unbalancedlove]

Won't the prince be used to seeing maidens in elegant dresses? using your cuteness may have better results.

[May]

[nicocism]

I guess you're right that I'd be sure to catch his attention...

[unbalancedlove]

I'm sure a fluffy look will be a success with him.

[nicocism]

All right, then let's do this!

[Cute poses are go!]

[unbalancedlove]

Very well, let me fix it.

[Time for more singing and magic! Kotori adds a small diadem to the panda hat besides the already planned changes.]

[nicocism]

All right, I'm ready for the dance! Though I wonder how I'll get there...

[C'mere, Nozomi, you can upgrade from Ratata to Rapidash]