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[stahlflugel]

So. Um.

[See Eren. See Eren on Warp Band. See Eren with a very large, four-winged bat draped over him and, coincidentally, taking up most of the frame. She seems quite content. Squished in next to Eren is Fig the sigilyph, poofed up and sleeping]

I have a problem. And my problem is Rosa, here. She evolved and I guess I didn't know how freakin huge Crobats were. She refuses to stay at the habitat, so what I'm trying to say is that I need a bigger apartment. Does anyone know of somewhere I can afford on a Ranger's budget? Or if anyone has a house and is looking for a room mate and a few clingy house pokémon... [he rolls his eyes]

Oh, Maya. I'm going to bring the baby Litwick for you to look after for a while, is that ok? I don't want her to grow up thinking she's not a ghost or something... Or to grow up attached at the hip to me like some pokémon.

[he glances at Fig, who tweets in his sleep and cuddles up closer]

Savior, there's barely any room to breathe in here!

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[stahlflugel]

Um. That's called "squatting". And it's illegal.

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[niepokonany]

Details, dude. It's like, not like it's hurting anyone!

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[stahlflugel]

It's hurting whoever owns the building!

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[niepokonany]

They like, own a whole building, and they're not even using that part -- they're probably doing fine!

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[stahlflugel]

I may not be a Sword, but I'm still supposed to follow and uphold the law. I'm not gonna squat like some vagrant.

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[niepokonany]

Well, if you're gonna be like that about it...

[He doesn't sound mad, though he does sound a bit confused about it somehow.]

...There's a lot of empty room at my parents' place these days? Like, they were planning to have a lot of kids and just had me, and I've kinda-almost moved out. Mom used to be a Ranger, so if you can't find somewhere else, maybe they wouldn't mind renting part of the place out?

[Wow, is that actual helpfulness from Feliks? It should be framed and put in a museum of some sort.]

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[stahlflugel]

[Stop the presses, Feliks made an actual, useful suggestion. Eren likes the guy well enough, but he rarely, if ever, has anything important or useful to say. So when he drops that little nugget, Eren has to stop and stare for a moment]

R... Really? How much do you think she'd charge...? Maybe two rooms, one for me and one for my pokémon...

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[niepokonany]

Two rooms would defs be something we could handle. And, like, my family doesn't really need the money that much, they have jobs and stuff... I think you could probably work something out for whatever sounds fair to you?

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[stahlflugel]

That... sounds great. Thanks so much, Feliks. I'll have to come over and work some stuff out in person, but I think this will work out.

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[niepokonany]

Sure, no prob! I'll talk to my parents and let them know the deal.

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[stahlflugel]

[[can we handwave that this happened? :Da]]

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[niepokonany]

[[Sure thing!]]