When dealing with Valkyries keep your wits about you and don't deal with Valkyries

[master_tactician]

[A very haggard Robin, accompanied by a few other male Rangers will stagger back into town after an extended ranging in Valkyrie territory. In Robin's case, he definitely looks a bit mussed. Also, feathered, as there are quite a few hanging onto his robes. That and an unreasonably large amount of bird dung.]

[Voice]

Unit 15 has returned from the Citadel. If I'm given that assignment again I may have to tender my resignation.

[OOC: This is an open post. Eren and Goku had the "pleasure" of accompanying Robin on this mission, they'll have their own threads you may respond to as well!]

Comments

[footprints_on_your_face]

Kids too?

[garbagedisposal]

Mmmhm! Two of 'em!

[footprints_on_your_face]

Wow... how old are you again?

[garbagedisposal]

[He counts on his fingers for a second.]

Forty-six? No, maybe forty-seven.

[footprints_on_your_face]

You look really young for your age. I wouldn't have put you much past 20. Must be all the training, huh?

[garbagedisposal]

Must be. I've always looked a little younger than I actually am, but I've never known why. Guess it could be just having really great genes! [Be proud of him that he actually knows what genes are]

[footprints_on_your_face]

One more thing to be thankful for, I guess.

[garbagedisposal]

I know I'm not complaining. But it still didn't help me much in Citadel.

[He laughs. Oh well. Better luck next time.]

[footprints_on_your_face]

Yeah, I wonder why they didn't do that to me when I was there.

[Chie: missing the obvious.]

[garbagedisposal]

Well, I was talking to Yuuna and we figured it was because I said something boneheaded!

[footprints_on_your_face]

What did you say?

[garbagedisposal]

I don't really know! [He says a lot of stupid things.]

We were having a good time and the next thing I know I'm in this course they set up and all kinds of things were getting thrown at me!

[footprints_on_your_face]

Like an obstacle course? Were you supposed to dodge the stuff?

[garbagedisposal]

Well, yeah...that's what they told me. But it really ended up being impossible to dodge it all.

They got me pretty good.

[footprints_on_your_face]

Yeah, they definitely don't mess around up there.

[garbagedisposal]

Oh well. I guess I deserved it. [Whoops, but eh. There are worse things. He's not hurt.]

Say, you wouldn't happen to know what this is, would you?

[He points to a big spot underneath his arm. It's...green. It smells bad. He's not sure what it is. No one probably knows what it is.]

[footprints_on_your_face]

It looks like mold. You should probably take a bath.

[garbagedisposal]

[He bends over and sniffs it.]

Whew! I think you're right. Maybe after I get something to eat, though.

[footprints_on_your_face]

Do you really think any restaurant is going to let you in looking and smelling like that?

[garbagedisposal]

Well, maybe... [Eeeehhhh no no they won't will they]

On second thought, maybe I should get a shower first....

[footprints_on_your_face]

Good idea.

[garbagedisposal]

Well, I'll see you then Chie!

[And then Chi-Chi kicks him out of the house later like a champ!]