When dealing with Valkyries keep your wits about you and don't deal with Valkyries

[master_tactician]

[A very haggard Robin, accompanied by a few other male Rangers will stagger back into town after an extended ranging in Valkyrie territory. In Robin's case, he definitely looks a bit mussed. Also, feathered, as there are quite a few hanging onto his robes. That and an unreasonably large amount of bird dung.]

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Unit 15 has returned from the Citadel. If I'm given that assignment again I may have to tender my resignation.

[OOC: This is an open post. Eren and Goku had the "pleasure" of accompanying Robin on this mission, they'll have their own threads you may respond to as well!]

Comments

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[rainsrespite]

Any clue why they did all this? Because this looks pretty rough to me, Robin.

[Taking out another cloth, she goes around behind him, checking for any obvious injuries.]

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[master_tactician]

It was funny, I imagine. They were certainly having a good time.

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[rainsrespite]

And you didn't provoke them?

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[master_tactician]

Of course not! We are ambassadors of Union.

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[rainsrespite]

And there weren’t any incidents? This just…happened?

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[master_tactician]

In truth I suspected they were up to something fairly early into our meeting. I feel I was correct in that.

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[rainsrespite]

Up to something? Was there no indication? Did...Goku not say something dumb?

[Because that would shock her.]

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[master_tactician]

Something dumb? No, I don't think so. If anything, it felt like... hazing, I guess the word would be.

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[rainsrespite]

A hazing, huh? Like they were just doing it for the fun of it? Or to see what you guys were made of?

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[master_tactician]

A bit of both, if I had to guess.

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[rainsrespite]

Do you think it had something to do with your gender?

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[master_tactician]

I guess it's possible. I've never experienced something like that before, I wouldn't really know what to look for.

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[rainsrespite]

It just comes off as a matriarchal society. So...maybe that's it? They are Valkyries, after all.

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[master_tactician]

Wouldn't that be interesting? It'd be worth a travel advisory at the very least.

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[rainsrespite]

Oh undoubtedly! It's something that really should be addressed...

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[master_tactician]

To be sure! Although in all honesty it could've been much worse. But really it should be toned down at least.