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bravenewworld2014-09-14 06:15 pm
my_father_is_a_tycoon) wrote in bravenewworld2014-09-14 06:15 pm
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[Video; backdated to September 13th]
[Like so many others, Lenna woke up today feeling very unlike herself. Unlike so many others, however, she has neglected to employ the handy 'voice-only' function of the Warp Band when reaching out for help. So everyone in Union can be treated to the sight of a certain blue-haired nerd clad in an orange dress as the video flicks on. The young man is blushing fiercely, keeping his eyes largely averted from the screen except for the most momentary of glances.]
Um... did anyone else wake up feeling... well...
[He glances down at himself.]
Different, today?
[There is a short pause.]
Also, Lute. I... believe I have something of yours. Um... it's Lenna.
[Action; morning; September 14th; Breeding Center]
[Lenna-as-Lute walks out of the Breeding Center early in the morning, carrying a newly hatched baby Eevee in her arms. Normally, a new Pokemon would be a cause for celebration, but right now she seems more worried than anything. The Pokemon itself seems calm and content in her arms, at least.]
Oh, you poor thing... you're going to be so confused when this is all over, aren't you?
Vee?
I'm sorry. It was... bad timing, I suppose.
[Action 2; afternoon; September 14th; public park]
[By this point, Lenna has borrowed a pair of clothes from Lute so that she can dress a bit more properly considering her new body. Unfortunately, she's currently got another problem on her mind. Onlookers may be able to guess what it is, considering that she's standing in front of one of the water fountains situated throughout Union, shuffling her feet back and forth and looking rather uncomfortable.]
Nnnn... what should I do...
[Like so many others, Lenna woke up today feeling very unlike herself. Unlike so many others, however, she has neglected to employ the handy 'voice-only' function of the Warp Band when reaching out for help. So everyone in Union can be treated to the sight of a certain blue-haired nerd clad in an orange dress as the video flicks on. The young man is blushing fiercely, keeping his eyes largely averted from the screen except for the most momentary of glances.]
Um... did anyone else wake up feeling... well...
[He glances down at himself.]
Different, today?
[There is a short pause.]
Also, Lute. I... believe I have something of yours. Um... it's Lenna.
[Action; morning; September 14th; Breeding Center]
[Lenna-as-Lute walks out of the Breeding Center early in the morning, carrying a newly hatched baby Eevee in her arms. Normally, a new Pokemon would be a cause for celebration, but right now she seems more worried than anything. The Pokemon itself seems calm and content in her arms, at least.]
Oh, you poor thing... you're going to be so confused when this is all over, aren't you?
Vee?
I'm sorry. It was... bad timing, I suppose.
[Action 2; afternoon; September 14th; public park]
[By this point, Lenna has borrowed a pair of clothes from Lute so that she can dress a bit more properly considering her new body. Unfortunately, she's currently got another problem on her mind. Onlookers may be able to guess what it is, considering that she's standing in front of one of the water fountains situated throughout Union, shuffling her feet back and forth and looking rather uncomfortable.]
Nnnn... what should I do...
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I'm... [He seems to be having trouble spitting it out, since she didn't realize it right away. Len pulls the blanket a little tighter, mumbling.]
...Len...
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W-what? So it happened to you too, then...
[Lenna frowns, tugging at the front of her dress.]
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...Unfortunately. I don't even know who this person is, but I hate it! [He shivers and shakes his head, looking totally miserable.]
Nobody told me being human sucked this much.
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Oh... I'm sorry. This must be even harder on you.
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Well duh. My stomach really hurts... Why would your stomach hurt after eating?! It makes no sense!
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That just means you ate too much, or you had something that didn't agree with you.
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...What? [He squints in disbelief.] But that's totally stupid! How can you eat too much? And since when did food's opinion matter? It can disagree all it wants, I still ate it.
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Well, human stomachs can only hold so much. And some people are allergic to different kinds of foods, or it doesn't digest well...
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...For real? What kind of dumb design flaw is that? [Whoever invented humans is stupid.]
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It's just the way things are. I'm not really sure why. Everyone is different.
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I'm so glad I'm normally an android. Being human is the absolute worse! How do you guys live like this?
[Just listen to him whine forever, Lenna. That's all he's going to do.]
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It's just normal for us. I never really thought about it.
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[Len is just shaking his head.]
If you say so... So how long does it take to wear off? My stomach keeps groaning...
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If you just lie down for a while, it should be fine. I can bring you some tea if you'd like to help settle your stomach.
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Tea can do that? Then why aren't people drinking it all the time?
Oh, and I like the sweet kind of tea. With extra sugar! [Sweets are so important.]
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The right kind can! Peppermint tea is especially good for an upset stomach.
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Peppermint tea?! Do they have banana tea too?! [Len what the heck. He sounds so excited.]
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Well, tea is made from the leaves of plants and not the fruit, so I don't know how much it would really taste like banana even if you did try to make banana tea...
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Can't you just make it with banana peels? [That'll work, right??]
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Well, you can make tea with orange peel, so maybe...
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Cool! That means you'll try, right Miss Lenna?
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I'll have to make a trip to the island to gather the fruit, and I can't guarantee the taste at all, but I'm willing to try.
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Awesome! I can't wait--I...think I'll just lay down in the meantime, though.
[Because ow, ow, sudden pain.]
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Re: video
[With a small wave, he'll hang up.]