closed log - egg showers

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Who: Maya Fey and Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu
Where: Kuzuryuu's residence
When: Slightly forward dated to September 8th
What: Boss and Kuzuryuu don't get along, but Boss is going to be a dad soon and is being oh-so-gracious as to allow Kuzu to take care of this egg baby. Of course, Boss doesn't have thumbs, so Maya has to courier this one.
Warnings: Nothing but probably a lot of yelling from Kuzuryuu. So basically, nothing.

[Is that a whistling sound outside Kuzuryuu's house?

It sure is. Rather than knocking on the door, Maya is standing there, whistling.

Whistling.]

Heeeere puppypuppy! Are you home?

[She has no shame. Not a damn ounce.

With Shinrei tucked in her hair, Boss at her feet, and an egg in a basket in her hands, Maya's intentions are actually nice! But she's still determined to be an ass about it.]

Come answer the door already! I have something for you!

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[biteoutofcrime]

[After a short wait, a voice comes from the other side of the door.]

...Are you fucking whistling for me?

[He opens the door halfway, face caught somewhere between incredulous and indignant and ready to tumble full-speed into fury.]

Are you whistling for me like a fuckin' dog?

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Wow, it worked faster than I thought!

[Yes, she was whistling for you like a fuckin' dog, Kuzuryuu. But can you really be mad at a ghost girl grinning ear to ear and holding up an eevee egg?

...Besides, you did come to the door.]

Ta-dah!

[biteoutofcrime]

...

[And he slams the door in her face.]

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[...wait.

Did he seriously just.]

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[HE SERIOUSLY JUST!

Maya puts the basket down to the side and starts knocking.

Boss just rolls his eyes, standing next to the basket.]

H-hey, come on, you know I was just playing! Get back out here already!

[biteoutofcrime]

[The door muffles his shouting a little.

You know, a little.]

Sorry, doesn't sound like you trained your goddamn dog how to fucking behave!

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It was a jooooooke!

[UGH KUZU WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THIS]

Come on, I brought cookies and a present! Doesn't that make up for it?

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[After a long wait this time, he finally opens the door again.]

What's the present?

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[a sigh (partially of relief), and Maya picks up the basket again, handing it his way. It's wrapped well and traditionally, and the presentation is almost on par with the gift.]

Boss made me start over three times, so unwrap it nicely, okay?

He wants you to take care of his egg.

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[Kuzuryuu opens the door wider as he takes the basket and then steps back some so she can enter. He's fairly impressed with the wrapping, but of course he's not going to say anything about it.]

You can come in, you know. Dumbass.

[But he does take care to unwrap the gift carefully. He may be a mobster, but he's a traditional mobster. After a moment, though, he looks up.]

Wait. He wants me to what?

[A little Magby leans around the corner, curious about the goings-on at the entrance.]

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[Maya steps in without ceremony, rolling her eyes as Boss follows her in.]

He wants you to watch this egg.

It's gonna be an eevee. Actually, we talked about it a little while back. He mentioned that you haven't met an eevee yet, and it'd be good for you.

[Boss peeks around Maya's legs.]

So don't screw it up.