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bravenewworld2014-08-29 11:58 am
battlearmor) wrote in bravenewworld2014-08-29 11:58 am
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Video:
Well hello everyone out there!
[There's a pretty girl on the screen all of a sudden.
Wait. It's hard to tell, but that's actually a dude in drag. Hopefully you have good perception-- if not? Kuranosuke's not going to correct anyone who mistakes him for a girl. He's got on make up, a lusciously full blonde wig, and pink from head to toe apart from his black miniskirt.
It looks like he's making this broadcast from the business district, and he's speaking with a girly lilt to his voice-- what, gotta act the part if you're dressed up, right?]
It's a pleasure to meet you all, I'm sure. Let's get down to business, shall we?
I'm looking for anyone who's interested in entering contests. You see, Pearls and I here-- Prrriii! -- aaare looking to offer our services as Pokémon Stylists.
If you need a consultation, or maybe just need a refresher course of your own, please feel free to contact me and we'll see if I can help you. I'm looking for a special kind of client... so don't think you'll get away with it on the first meeting!
Anyway, just look into contacting Kuranosuke Koibuchi, alright?
[Koibuchi, as in Son-of-the-politician Koibuchi. He has no shame.]
Toodles!
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[With a sigh, Kuranosuke ends the transmission and looks over at his Togepi. Dropping the feminine voice, he shrugs.]
Well, let's hope we don't get anyone boring.
Kura-po, you think everyone's boring nowadays.
I'm not wrong! There's never anyone with the right style. Everyone's always talking and talking- but it's like no one cares about what they do! I need something new.
[Pearls just lets out her own exasperated sigh. What is she going to do with this boy?]
Well hello everyone out there!
[There's a pretty girl on the screen all of a sudden.
Wait. It's hard to tell, but that's actually a dude in drag. Hopefully you have good perception-- if not? Kuranosuke's not going to correct anyone who mistakes him for a girl. He's got on make up, a lusciously full blonde wig, and pink from head to toe apart from his black miniskirt.
It looks like he's making this broadcast from the business district, and he's speaking with a girly lilt to his voice-- what, gotta act the part if you're dressed up, right?]
It's a pleasure to meet you all, I'm sure. Let's get down to business, shall we?
I'm looking for anyone who's interested in entering contests. You see, Pearls and I here-- Prrriii! -- aaare looking to offer our services as Pokémon Stylists.
If you need a consultation, or maybe just need a refresher course of your own, please feel free to contact me and we'll see if I can help you. I'm looking for a special kind of client... so don't think you'll get away with it on the first meeting!
Anyway, just look into contacting Kuranosuke Koibuchi, alright?
[Koibuchi, as in Son-of-the-politician Koibuchi. He has no shame.]
Toodles!
action:
[With a sigh, Kuranosuke ends the transmission and looks over at his Togepi. Dropping the feminine voice, he shrugs.]
Well, let's hope we don't get anyone boring.
Kura-po, you think everyone's boring nowadays.
I'm not wrong! There's never anyone with the right style. Everyone's always talking and talking- but it's like no one cares about what they do! I need something new.
[Pearls just lets out her own exasperated sigh. What is she going to do with this boy?]
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[No he doesn't really actually get what Kuranosuke means at all but okay.
This time it's Kinji's turn to skitter down again and squeak a question. The Rattata's really bad at sitting still.
What do Pokemon gotta do to look 'fabulous?' It's not like they play dress-up like weird human people do.]
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[Kuranosuke lifts a finger like a teacher at a lesson.]
Listen closely... When you train your best, don't you feel fabulous? When you can pull off your attacks perfectly?
And when your coat is at its shiniest, doesn't that feel great, too?
When you combine a pokémon's aesthetic, its greatest strengths, and make sure it's at its healthiest both in mind and body... that, with the perfect accessories, makes a pokémon its most fabulous!
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Personally, he feels his most fabulous after he's eaten his weight in nuts and cheese, but he'll take Kuranosuke's word for it.]
These guys don't get too fancy. I keep them clean and brush 'em when they need it, but Kinji's from the streets and O-Ren doesn't even have eyes, so she doesn't care what she looks like. I get what you're saying, but.
[Kuzuryuu shrugs. They're gangster Pokemon, what can you do.]
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[He smiles.]
But there are some people out there... especially little girls... and all their lives they have to live up to something. Cute pokémon, cute girls... they're all looked at first, aren't they?
Don't worry if you don't get it.
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[Kinji looks up at Kuzuryuu, then scales his arm again to curl around his neck.]
I got a little sister. I get it.
[Kuzuryuu scratches the back of his head, then lets out a breath.]
I meet anyone who could use a boost, I'll give 'em your name, yeah?
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You can call if you wanna hang out or something, too. [After all, this kid isn't his usual crowd.]
I mean, you can't be any older than me.
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Oh well, just means you'll be the luckier out of us when we're ancient like pops. [A SHRUG.]