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Well hello everyone out there!

[There's a pretty girl on the screen all of a sudden.

Wait. It's hard to tell, but that's actually a dude in drag. Hopefully you have good perception-- if not? Kuranosuke's not going to correct anyone who mistakes him for a girl. He's got on make up, a lusciously full blonde wig, and pink from head to toe apart from his black miniskirt.

It looks like he's making this broadcast from the business district, and he's speaking with a girly lilt to his voice-- what, gotta act the part if you're dressed up, right?]

It's a pleasure to meet you all, I'm sure. Let's get down to business, shall we?

I'm looking for anyone who's interested in entering contests. You see, Pearls and I here-- Prrriii! -- aaare looking to offer our services as Pokémon Stylists.

If you need a consultation, or maybe just need a refresher course of your own, please feel free to contact me and we'll see if I can help you. I'm looking for a special kind of client... so don't think you'll get away with it on the first meeting!

Anyway, just look into contacting Kuranosuke Koibuchi, alright?

[Koibuchi, as in Son-of-the-politician Koibuchi. He has no shame.]

Toodles!

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[With a sigh, Kuranosuke ends the transmission and looks over at his Togepi. Dropping the feminine voice, he shrugs.]

Well, let's hope we don't get anyone boring.

Kura-po, you think everyone's boring nowadays.

I'm not wrong! There's never anyone with the right style. Everyone's always talking and talking- but it's like no one cares about what they do! I need something new.

[Pearls just lets out her own exasperated sigh. What is she going to do with this boy?]

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Doesn't it? A lot more fun than contests, anyway.

Trust me, it's all about styling.

So what exactly does a Pokemon stylist do?

...Man, does no one go to groomers or anything?

[Casually dropping the girly voice in his surprise.]

You've really never heard of one? I didn't know it was such a niche profession...

We didn't have anything like them where I'm from.

...Where you're from?

Where are you from?

...Around.

[This is always such a weird question.]

My people are travelers.

Oh! Well, that makes sense, I suppose.

I guess travellers wouldn't always have time for that sort of thing.

It isn't something we ever thought about.

Well, if you're sticking around, why not treat yourself?

Are your services quite expensive?

Oh, no... I'm looking for people to spread the word, so to say.

And with that, I'm offering a few free consultations. You can have one, if you're interested!

[Which is to say he's bored, save him.]

Well, I suppose you don't get any cheaper than free. All right.

Perfect! When would you be free?

When?

[Merrill blinks.]

All the time, really.

Well! Then how about we meet up next week? It looks like I've got a few appointments now.

All right, that's fine. Is there anything special I should bring? I've never done this before.

Nope! Just your sweet self and a pokémon of your choice.

I have just the one, then!

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