niepokonany: (And if I'm flying solo)
Feliks Łukasiewicz ([personal profile] niepokonany) wrote in [community profile] bravenewworld2014-08-18 10:46 am

10.5 - [Video, in Poke-speak]

[When the feed clicks on, a serpentine body is obscuring most of the camera’s view. There’s a curious peep a split-second later, and then Huzar the Dragonair is leaning back to stare at the Warp Band, head tilted slightly to the side.]

Did we do it? Is it going?

[Blossom, a dainty-looking Leafeon, pads a little bit closer.]

It’s making the noise and the light. That must mean its awake and we can talk to it.

Okay!

[Huzar beams, but quickly grows more serious, wrapping herself into a coil and narrowing her eyes. Like her trainer, she’s the sort to cut to the chase without much in the way of preamble, or basic etiquette.]

The thing is, we’re worried our mom and dad are trying to replace us.

You see, everyone keeps telling us that humans don’t lay eggs, but that makes no sense. Our dads had us from eggs. And now...

[Blossom sounds positively ominous, and she is pacing back and forth before the camera like the Bad Cop questioning a particularily reluctant miscreant.]

They’ve been acting weird and wanting all this time alone, and now look!

[In a flash, Huzar uncoils and disappears, only to return with an egg rolling in front of her.]

See?! We told you!

And now they’re alone again, and we’re not babies you know. We know that it’s a mating thing. So does that mean there’s going to be even more?

[Look, she loves her family, but just how many other pokémon is she supposed to share Fai with, exactly? What if he completely forgets about her after a while?]
kickboards: (annoyed-- matter of fact)

[personal profile] kickboards 2014-09-17 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
But they're not your family, so they're not important.
kickboards: (bratty)

[personal profile] kickboards 2014-09-17 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
But they don't live with you, do they?
kickboards: (concentration)

[personal profile] kickboards 2014-09-17 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
That means they're not teaching you much about anything, so they're not important enough for you to worry about.