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[moemoetentacles]

[Squid Girl is sitting on top of something big and flat as the video feed flicks on, the open ocean clearly visible behind her as the Pathfinder and the dock located just outside Union disappear into the distance.  Wherever she is and whatever she's sitting on, it's moving.]

Y'know... every time we have to bail out some suckers from a new city, there's always somefin they have in common.

[You know.  In the two times that's happened so far.]

Caldera is in a desert.  Citadel is up in a big tree in the middle of nowhere.

[She folds her arms, shaking her head and shrugging.]

You guys know what I'm talking about, right?

[And if not, she moves her wrist to show a view of the ocean waves beside her before bringing it back around to her face.]

The ocean!  Both of them built their stupid cities as far away from it as they could!  Of course Caldera was thirsty and stuff when Gigas surrounded them - there's no water anywhere in a desert!  And Citadel is even stupider!  They get attacked by a big monster made of fire, right?  You know what would really kelp?  A big source of water!  But where do you find somefin like that...?

[She moves the camera back to the waves for a moment before swinging it back around.]

Oh yeah, I know!  The ocean!  But instead of just building a city that was gilly far away from the ocean on land, they went up into the sky, too!  What's wrong with these people?  If everybody just lived near the ocean, I jet no one would have these kinds of problems.

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[Video]

[moemoetentacles]

You know... like Inkay?

[Video]

[rainsrespite]

Ahhh, I think I get it. You are an Inkay, then?

[Video]

[moemoetentacles]

I used to be. I'm a Malamar now.

[Video]

[rainsrespite]

I...don't know what one of those looks like, but okay.

I'm Yuuna by the way.

[Video]

[moemoetentacles]

You wanna see?

[Video]

[rainsrespite]

uh. Sure?

[Video]

[moemoetentacles]

[Squid Girl closes her eyes and concentrates for a moment, shifting into this charming creature.]

[Video]

[rainsrespite]

Umm...wow?

[Totally floored...that's pretty weird.]

[Video]

[moemoetentacles]

I know, right?

[Video]

[rainsrespite]

That's something alright. Are you...a Pokemon or a human originally?

[Video]

[moemoetentacles]

Pokemon. I was born as a cute squiddle Inkay.

[Video]

[rainsrespite]

[That explains so, so much.]

Well, I can't really argue with the cute bit. How old are you, sweetie?

[Video]

[moemoetentacles]

[All she gets is this look.

Hey, she spent most of her life floating in the ocean, you think she had a calendar down there?]

[Video]

[rainsrespite]

No idea, huh? Have you been using this warp band long, then?

[Video]

[moemoetentacles]

Um... about a year and a half, I think.

[Video]

[rainsrespite]

Ahh.

[See, she has a sense of time! That's when it matters.]

So, you're the messenger of the sea, huh? And your message is...?

[Video]

[moemoetentacles]

To be kind to the ocean and everyfin living in it!

[Video]

[rainsrespite]

Fair enough. I've got some plans to head down that way myself soon. I love the lake, so a bigger place as gotta be even better.

[Video]

[moemoetentacles]

Yeah, it's awesome. Blows the lake right out of its own water.

[Video]

[rainsrespite]

Oh? Tell me how.

[Okay, now she's just trying to encourage Squid Girl to be more ridiculous than she already is.]

[Video]

[moemoetentacles]

Well, you know... 'cause it's bigger.

[She raises her arms above her head and stretches them out wide by way of demonstration.]

[Video]

[rainsrespite]

But isn't it salty?

[Video]

[moemoetentacles]

So?

[Video]

[rainsrespite]

Well you know that means humans can't drink it right? We'll die.

[Video]

[moemoetentacles]

I don't see what the big deal is about a squiddle salt.