action; TINY DRAGON-TYPE AND YOU

[ingoodhans]

[ I forget if there's a thing for action logs but here we go.

Hans is glad to be back in Union-- hell, he's especially glad that he didn't have to lift a finger while he was in Caldera because wow. Hopefully tales of his awesomeness have spread throughout the city by now, but he honestly just wants to take a break.

The best thing to really relax is to shift, obviously. So if you should find yourself walking around Union, you may just run into a cute little Axew that is just walking around with his buddy, Sitron, a Rapidash that looks... well, just like any other Rapidash. So he's laying low. Right.

Shhh, as long as he just goes for a walk people won't know he's a shifter! That's the plan, anyway. I mean, aside from his little pink scarf, he's just like any other pokemon wandering around the city.

Maybe he just got away from his master, that's all. ]

((aka: If you've ever wanted to taunt Hans/have cute pokemon shenanigans, now is the time. Name the place and the time and feel free to bump into him or notice him or whatever floats your boat! ))

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[ingoodhans]

[ This is ridiculous. Hans is never going out in public again.

In fact, he's going to try and end this encounter now, by squirming in Haruka's grip-- he's honestly such a priss prince that he wouldn't actually hurt either of them, but geeze, it sure would be nice to be let down! ]

Sitron, on my mark, we are out of here, understood?

[actsmagnificent]

[ Misinterpreting the squirming, Haruka laughs. ] He likes me better.

[ She attempts to pass the Axew over to her partner. ] It's okay, kid. She's not that frightening.

[incousinswithyou]

[she's competent enough not to drop a Pokemon, but the actual exchange is the probably the best chance Hans is going to get if he wants to escape.]

Frightening? Me?

[ingoodhans]

Now, Sitron!

[ Hans squeaks, shaking out of Haruka's grip and making a dash toward Sitron to try and run away-- he's not very quick on his tiny little feet, but he tries his best. ]

[actsmagnificent]

[ Haruka's focused enough on laughing at her own future brilliance that Hans is able to escape with ease. What just -

- huh. She's definitely fast enough to stop them, but only if someone spurs her on in time. Otherwise she's going to take too long staring and realizing wow, that was a thing that just happened. The little guy is cleverer than he looks. ]

[incousinswithyou]

[Haruka gets a nudge with an elbow. They won't keep a Pokemon who clearly doesn't want to be here, but their previous excuses rationale still stands. Letting a baby Pokemon run into the crowds isn't the best idea. Better if they actually took the effort to deliver them to their Trainer. Right?

If Hans doesn't escape, she'll be activating her Warp Band so maybe she could get directions to their house from Sitron - who seems more mature anyway. Sorry, Hans.]

[ingoodhans]

[ Oh no. ]

Don't try to bond with Sitron, that's rude!

[ Yes, Hans stopped for that. He could've run, but instead he squeaks angrily and runs to stand between Michiru and Sitron. The rapidash looks ready to bolt, but first he picks Hans up by his scruff, tossing him onto his back. It's the cutest damn thing. ]

[actsmagnificent]

[ Easy, there, both of you. Haruka steps forward to block Sitron's path of escape, reaching out to try and take hold of the Rapidash so Michiru has a clear shot for communications. (This will be especially easy if Sitron is wearing a bridle.) ] Not so fast.

[ All yours, Michiru. She'll hold your horses. ]

[incousinswithyou]

[and she'll keep her demeanor nice and calm, focusing on pretty pony. And ignoring Hans completely. Oh well.] You didn't seem to want to wait here, so I just wanted to ask you where you lived.

[no Bonding, just talking. They're all well aware that an Axew with a scarf isn't exactly wild.]

[ingoodhans]

[ Hans squeaks angrily yet again, frustrated with these women-- gosh, what's their problem?? But it's Sitron Michiru aimed her Warp Band at, and he's much calmer and kinder than Hans, even if he's a bit startled by the whole thing... ]

Um, we were really just out for a walk before running into you... if we could just go-- we know the way home! W-we weren't lost.

[actsmagnificent]

[ Haruka pats Sitron to keep him calm, since this seems to be going well. Her eyes are on Michiru, though. Well? ]

[incousinswithyou]

Thank you for putting up with us, then. [she's nothing if not polite, and Sitron gets another smile as she turns off the Warp Band.

Back to Haruka.] They know how to get home. [or at least, she assumes the Rapidash does] I suspect they followed because of the treats.

[what isn't explained is their sudden desire to leave, but that's something else to be pondered on for some other time.]

[ingoodhans]

It's alright! It was fun.

[ Even more fun to mess with Hans, really. Sitron speaks happily-- completely ignoring the frustrated axew squeaks coming from his back. ]

We should go, Hans. That's enough adventuring for one day, right?

[ Hans is a grown man and his horse is speaking to him like a child, he has never been more mortified......... ]

[actsmagnificent]

[ Letting go of Sitron, Haruka steps back. Good that one of this pair knows what it's doing, then. If Michiru trusts the horse, she trusts the horse. ] I think that makes you a kidnapper.

[ isn't the wrong lesbian trusting a horse ]

[incousinswithyou]

[Sitron gets one more pat on the nose and Axew gets another smile. Hopefully she'll see you two again.

Turning to Haruka:] Who was the one holding onto the Axew?

[ingoodhans]

[ Hopefully not. Hans is seriously going to have to catch an Axew after this... ]

Thank you!

[ Sitron whinnies one more time before they're off-- Hans would have a few more choice words to give them, but he knows better and keeps quiet. Ugh, today was supposed to be a break... ]