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bravenewworld2014-06-08 04:01 pm
ingoodhans) wrote in bravenewworld2014-06-08 04:01 pm
action; TINY DRAGON-TYPE AND YOU
[ I forget if there's a thing for action logs but here we go.
Hans is glad to be back in Union-- hell, he's especially glad that he didn't have to lift a finger while he was in Caldera because wow. Hopefully tales of his awesomeness have spread throughout the city by now, but he honestly just wants to take a break.
The best thing to really relax is to shift, obviously. So if you should find yourself walking around Union, you may just run into a cute little Axew that is just walking around with his buddy, Sitron, a Rapidash that looks... well, just like any other Rapidash. So he's laying low. Right.
Shhh, as long as he just goes for a walk people won't know he's a shifter! That's the plan, anyway. I mean, aside from his little pink scarf, he's just like any other pokemon wandering around the city.
Maybe he just got away from his master, that's all. ]
((aka: If you've ever wanted to taunt Hans/have cute pokemon shenanigans, now is the time. Name the place and the time and feel free to bump into him or notice him or whatever floats your boat! ))
Hans is glad to be back in Union-- hell, he's especially glad that he didn't have to lift a finger while he was in Caldera because wow. Hopefully tales of his awesomeness have spread throughout the city by now, but he honestly just wants to take a break.
The best thing to really relax is to shift, obviously. So if you should find yourself walking around Union, you may just run into a cute little Axew that is just walking around with his buddy, Sitron, a Rapidash that looks... well, just like any other Rapidash. So he's laying low. Right.
Shhh, as long as he just goes for a walk people won't know he's a shifter! That's the plan, anyway. I mean, aside from his little pink scarf, he's just like any other pokemon wandering around the city.
Maybe he just got away from his master, that's all. ]
((aka: If you've ever wanted to taunt Hans/have cute pokemon shenanigans, now is the time. Name the place and the time and feel free to bump into him or notice him or whatever floats your boat! ))
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Sitron, you're supposed to have my back!
[ Nope, Sitron just laughs. ]
Hey, at least you've got pretty girls fawning over you right, Hans?
[ Hans glowers, staring down at Michiru's hand. Did she... want to shake? This is embarrassing. But he goes ahead and places his cute little hand on hers. ]
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[ ....she's asking the wrong person, isn't she. The very worst person possible.
She's asking the baby snatcher. ]
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[to Haruka, now] They're obviously bonded to somebody [so we can't just keep them], but I suppose we should at least keep an eye on them. [until/if the Trainer shows up. So yes, let's keep them.
And while she's saying all that, she's going through her shopping bag and bringing out a couple of fancy looking Pokepuffs. Hans gets one with little fanfare - because let's face it. It's a rare Pokemon that won't take a Pokepuff, right? Especially one as young as this Axew?
And she carefully proffers the other one to Rapidash.] And you're a handsome one, aren't you?
[looks like Michiru understands the value of both bribes and compliments]
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Sitron on the other hand is completely won over. Compliments + food? That's just like what Hans gives him! He grabs the buff and chomps it down with a happy whinny. ]
Traitor.
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It won't fix their current problem, though, so she doesn't permit herself to get too distracted. She frowns down at the little guy while he eats his treat. ] You'd think there'd be infrastructure.
[ This should not be their problem. But since it's apparently nobody else's problem, it seems like Haruka's just going to have to keep making it hers. ]
To the theater?
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We might as well. The courtyard should work. [
assuming somebody fixed itassuming that the absentee Trainer would be able to spot the Pokemon from the street if they hung out there.And Sitron gets another smile.] That's a good idea, right?
[....that's another Pokepuff right under the horse's nose. The bribery is a way of life, apparently.]
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[ Hans' Rapidash seems to have no problem following them, though-- keep those pokepuffs coming and he's happy. But Hans isn't.
Maybe he can appeal to their sympathy, by trying to sound pathetic? He's just as good of an actor in this form as he is normally, at least. ]
I know you can't understand me, but if I sound sad enough, will you let me go?
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[ It's...as good an idea as any, yes. It gets these Pokémon off the streets and under supervision, and that's what's most important. ]
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I doubt it'll come to that.
[still holding onto the Axew, huh?] Don't get too attached.
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[ Unfortunately for Hans, he has no... friends to come to his rescue. Except his rapidash, maybe, who just shuffles worriedly, reluctant to follow them into the theater. ]
Um, where are you going with Hans?
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At least the courtyard is outside and probably easily escapable? She still has no idea what either of them are saying, however.]
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In fact, he's going to try and end this encounter now, by squirming in Haruka's grip-- he's honestly such a
prissprince that he wouldn't actually hurt either of them, but geeze, it sure would be nice to be let down! ]Sitron, on my mark, we are out of here, understood?
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[ She attempts to pass the Axew over to her partner. ] It's okay, kid. She's not that frightening.
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Frightening? Me?
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[ Hans squeaks, shaking out of Haruka's grip and making a dash toward Sitron to try and run away-- he's not very quick on his tiny little feet, but he tries his best. ]
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- huh. She's definitely fast enough to stop them, but only if someone spurs her on in time. Otherwise she's going to take too long staring and realizing wow, that was a thing that just happened. The little guy is cleverer than he looks. ]
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excusesrationale still stands. Letting a baby Pokemon run into the crowds isn't the best idea. Better if they actually took the effort to deliver them to their Trainer. Right?If Hans doesn't escape, she'll be activating her Warp Band so maybe she could get directions to their house from Sitron - who seems more mature anyway. Sorry, Hans.]
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Don't try to bond with Sitron, that's rude!
[ Yes, Hans stopped for that. He could've run, but instead he squeaks angrily and runs to stand between Michiru and Sitron. The rapidash looks ready to bolt, but first he picks Hans up by his scruff, tossing him onto his back. It's the cutest damn thing. ]
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[ All yours, Michiru. She'll hold your horses. ]
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[no Bonding, just talking. They're all well aware that an Axew with a scarf isn't exactly wild.]
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Um, we were really just out for a walk before running into you... if we could just go-- we know the way home! W-we weren't lost.
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Back to Haruka.] They know how to get home. [or at least, she assumes the Rapidash does] I suspect they followed because of the treats.
[what isn't explained is their sudden desire to leave, but that's something else to be pondered on for some other time.]
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[ Even more fun to mess with Hans, really. Sitron speaks happily-- completely ignoring the frustrated axew squeaks coming from his back. ]
We should go, Hans. That's enough adventuring for one day, right?
[ Hans is a grown man and his horse is speaking to him like a child, he has never been more mortified......... ]
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