action; TINY DRAGON-TYPE AND YOU

[ingoodhans]

[ I forget if there's a thing for action logs but here we go.

Hans is glad to be back in Union-- hell, he's especially glad that he didn't have to lift a finger while he was in Caldera because wow. Hopefully tales of his awesomeness have spread throughout the city by now, but he honestly just wants to take a break.

The best thing to really relax is to shift, obviously. So if you should find yourself walking around Union, you may just run into a cute little Axew that is just walking around with his buddy, Sitron, a Rapidash that looks... well, just like any other Rapidash. So he's laying low. Right.

Shhh, as long as he just goes for a walk people won't know he's a shifter! That's the plan, anyway. I mean, aside from his little pink scarf, he's just like any other pokemon wandering around the city.

Maybe he just got away from his master, that's all. ]

((aka: If you've ever wanted to taunt Hans/have cute pokemon shenanigans, now is the time. Name the place and the time and feel free to bump into him or notice him or whatever floats your boat! ))

Comments

[ingoodhans]

My trainer was with the negotiators. It's thanks to them that Gigas pulled back!

[ Finally, a place he can gloat... with the excuse that he's proud of his Trainer, that is. ]

[mastermedium]

Whoa, your trainer's pretty important, then!

[This time, she's actually legitimately surprised.]

How'd he do it? Is he like, a commander or something?

[ingoodhans]

That's right! He's really important. And really cool.

[ Oh man, the ego on this Axew... ]

I mean, it took a of of bluffing, and the Gigas lady was really rude, but he stuck with it and sent her packing! Uh, him and everybody else...

[mastermedium]

Wow.

...What's this guy's name? I mean... I've never heard of him.

[But that's because she's been spending her time fixing up the school...]

[ingoodhans]

[ He can't hesitate. That'd be even more suspicious. Looks like he'll have to just bite the bullet. ]

His name is Hans! Like I said, he's really cool.

[ Let the real lying begin... ]

[mastermedium]

Oh, right! Right, right, right! That guy.

Isn't he some kind of noble or something?

[ingoodhans]

I guess so? I don't really get that human stuff very much.

[ Smooth, Hans. Smooth. ]

[mastermedium]

Yeaaah, I don't get it either. That's okay.

[it's only half a lie.]

I've gotta meet this guy sometime, though, he sounds so smart. Like-- like a real hero!

[ingoodhans]

He's really great!! Everybody in that Swords thing likes him!

[ Hans, you should probably go, this is really only going to get worse. ]

Are you in any groups like that? Nobles or, uh... Ranged-ers?

[mastermedium]

[Poor thing's trying so hard, but Maya's already got her suspicions.]

...Sooorta. My family was nobility [or as noble as residents of a literal ghost town could get] for a while but, uh, everyone kind of forgot because of this whoole big incident a few years ago--

It's kind of a long story. Not too interesting.

[ingoodhans]

[ Hans could talk about himself like this for hours. It's a little (a lot) pathetic. Still, he tilts his cute little head-- this is the first he's heard of it. ]

Sounds boring.

[ But a pokemon wouldn't care.......... ]

[mastermedium]

Sure is. Not that I was planning on telling you.

Though, maybe I'll talk it over with that Kristoph guy. [Was that on purpose? yes.]

[ingoodhans]

[ Master liar Hans wouldn't make so simple a mistake! ]

Don't be silly, I'm Kristoff. My trainer's name is Hans.

[mastermedium]

[You underestimate how stupid she's willing to let herself look, Hans.]

What? No, no, I totally got it right. Hans is the rapidash!

And you're Sitron. I totally heard you right the first time, didn't I?

[ingoodhans]

[ He's too invested now, he's not gonna slip!! ]

I think I would know. I'm Kristoff, and this is Sitron! It's not that hard.

[mastermedium]

Okay, okay, I got it, I promise.

[That smile says something else, though.]

The rapidash is Sitron, you're Hans, and your trainer's name is Kristoff.

[Now she's not even caring if she's wrong or right. She's just being an ass.]

[ingoodhans]

[ Hans throws his adorable tiny arms in the air, shrugging adorably dramatically. ]

I give up. You're hopeless.

[ At least Sitron thinks it's funny. Hans kinda deserves it a lot of the time. ]

[mastermedium]

[That just makes Maya start giggling, a haunting and hollow sound as though her voice is on the inside of a bell, which just makes Kika seem startled.

Evolution just makes you creepier sometimes.]

Maybe, maybe not.

I suppose I should let you go on your way, though...

[ingoodhans]

[ Hans SHIVERS, wow that was creepy. ]

I-I think that sounds like a good idea. We'll just-- let's go, Sitron....

[ Yeah Sitron is not sorry to get outta here! ]

[mastermedium]

Alllright then, see you around sometime, Hans!

[ She's saying it to be a jerk this time, again. Suspicious or not, she can't really say it's him without any evidence confirmation, so she knows it's just a theory.

An interesting one, though.]