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[platinumlucifer]

[VIDEO]

[ See Excellen. Or an Excellen-shaped form encased in a huge parka, hood, scarf, and covered by a blanket. She looks positively sullen, her teeth practically chattering as she sits in front of the camera, looking like a grumpy little blanket hobo. ]

I th-thought Glacier was bad! It never gets this cold in Caldera!

[ Using muscles to huff would keep her warm, right? ]

This is the winter of my discontent, and it's not even winter yet! How do you Unionites even function?! It's not even winter yet!

Comments

voice

[expertonshutters]

Ugh, I know how you feel. I didn't expect winters to be so rough when I came here. It should be illegal.

[Trainer ability aside, he was still a bug and bugs did not like cold.]

voice

[platinumlucifer]

They need a conveniently placed volcano out here or something. I'm going to die of frostbite at this rate. I'll be a big sis-sicle by January! They'll have to thaw me out come spring!

voice

[expertonshutters]

I wonder why no one's thought of putting a volcano out here, I feel like it would only improve things.

[blarhg.]

You know what I could really go for right now?

voice

[platinumlucifer]

What's that?

[ She leans toward the camera in anticipation. Better make it good, Hayato. ]

Re: voice

[expertonshutters]

[He pauses for effect.]









Hotpot. I really want a spicy as death Hotpot.

voice

[platinumlucifer]

Oh man, yeah, that sounds so good right now! Why don't we have a good hotpot place here? It's a sin. A crime against humanity. Where can a girl go if she wants to melt her face off with some good food?

voice

[expertonshutters]

Right? Why hasn't anyone put up a Calderan restaurant at all! I don't know how to cook, how am I supposed to make my own Hotpot?

voice

[platinumlucifer]

[ Tsk tsk tsk. ]

Hayato you're gonna be a bachelor forever at that rate. You gotta learn how to cook. How else are you gonna impress someone?

[ You're going to make a terrible wife, friend. ]

voice

[expertonshutters]

[Why if he the wife in this???]

Oi, I'm not out to impress anyone! I don't mind being a bachelor!

[Well. Okay, maybe he doesn't want to be one forever, but he's not looking right now. He's married to Justice.]

voice

[platinumlucifer]

[ Because of course he's the wife in this. ]

Oh really?

[ She sounds very skeptical, leaning teasingly toward the camera. ]

voice

[expertonshutters]

What's wrong with being single?

[What? It's not that he can't get a date, okay. He just doesn't want one.]

voice

[platinumlucifer]

I wouldn't know.

[ She very audibly grins. You've been away far too long, Hayato. ]

And if you stay single for too long, you forget how to do this and that.

[ Yes. Please inquire further. ]

voice

[expertonshutters]

Wait- what?

[DID YOU ACTUALLY GET A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?????']