[ Careful taking a scoop of this purple powder. The canister of pink sitting next to it will start screeching at you. ]
Spriiiiiiii!!! Spritzee, zee! Tzeeeeeee!!!
[ Bundled Hearts the Spritzee hasn't been out much lately. But she continues to have Opinions About Colors. Why would you want that disgusting shade????? Nothing good ever happened to anybody colored purple!!! Green is superior. Or pink. Note how she has rolled in this vat of pink powder to make herself pinker.
Here, she will flap her wings at you to dust you with pink even before the event. This is called Helping. You're welcome. ] Spritzeeeeeee!!
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Spriiiiiiii!!! Spritzee, zee! Tzeeeeeee!!!
[ Bundled Hearts the Spritzee hasn't been out much lately. But she continues to have Opinions About Colors. Why would you want that disgusting shade????? Nothing good ever happened to anybody colored purple!!! Green is superior. Or pink. Note how she has rolled in this vat of pink powder to make herself pinker.
Here, she will flap her wings at you to dust you with pink even before the event. This is called Helping. You're welcome. ] Spritzeeeeeee!!