[Smirky smirk.] Neither of you are going to get off without interacting at least somewhat with the cadets. Jade, you can interact for ten minutes with this boy -- trust me, you'll find him interesting. Teresa, you can unleash unholy terror on a series of awkward teenagers.

And I will continue to conduct mind-numbing interviews and make nice with the Council so they don't cut our discretionary fund -- again -- and I can have a vacation to the coastline without writing it off as "recon".