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[indy_wannabe]

[The feed flickers on, revealing a somewhat nervous looking Ezreal]

Hey guys, so. Jungler just started glowing recently before running off into the bushes. I think she's evolving? Anyway she's not the...

Friendliest of Pokemon.

Can anyone tell me how big Purrloin get when they evolve?

[Suddenly a giant black blur sweeps across the screen and the camera whips wildly around before settling with a view of the sky]

Nevermind. Ow.

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[indy_wannabe]

Why is everyone so heavy today?

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[ladyofluminosity]

[Lux stops. You did not just.

She looks at Jungler.]

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[indy_wannabe]

[Jungler gives an innocent mew]

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[ladyofluminosity]

Jungler, sit.

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[indy_wannabe]

[Crunch]

Son of a bitch whyyyyyy.

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[ladyofluminosity]

[Lux smiles coolly.]

Never comment on a lady's weight, Ezreal.

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[indy_wannabe]

I don't think it's terribly polite to crush my ribs in retaliation.

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[ladyofluminosity]

[She raises her eyebrows. Want to talk about polite, Ezreal?]

Jungler, dear, can you sit there while I get some sketches done? Go ahead and stretch out.

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[indy_wannabe]

[Jungler obliges]

[Ezreal is going to remain stubborn and silent though]

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[ladyofluminosity]

And turn, please. Let me see your claws.

[Someone else can play this game. Also she looks to be drawing painfully slow.]

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[indy_wannabe]

[Oh boy starting to lose oxygen]

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[ladyofluminosity]

[Scratch of charcoal pencil. You're bringing this upon yourself, Ezreal.]

All you have to do is apologize, I can tell her to get off you at any time.

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[indy_wannabe]

[choke]

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[ladyofluminosity]

All right, Jungler.

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[indy_wannabe]

[Jungler hops off. Ezreal's breathing is definitely a bit ragged]

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[ladyofluminosity]

Stubborn ass.

[Said more under her breath. Yeah, she's heard that one enough times from him, and it seemed appropriate.]

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[indy_wannabe]

You know in the grand scheme of things I may be stubborn but at least I'm not inflicting bodily harm for a perceived insult!

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[ladyofluminosity]

You were fine. A little discomfort here and there does one good.

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[indy_wannabe]

Says you.

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[ladyofluminosity]

I would never let you get seriously hurt.

[Said with utmost certainty and sincerity.]

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[indy_wannabe]

Well that's good I guess.

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[ladyofluminosity]

But you really shouldn't be so rude and stubborn.

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[indy_wannabe]

I'll take that under advisement.

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[ladyofluminosity]

[Sigh and eye roll.]

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[indy_wannabe]

Call it my commoner insensitivity.