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[indy_wannabe]

[The feed flickers on, revealing a somewhat nervous looking Ezreal]

Hey guys, so. Jungler just started glowing recently before running off into the bushes. I think she's evolving? Anyway she's not the...

Friendliest of Pokemon.

Can anyone tell me how big Purrloin get when they evolve?

[Suddenly a giant black blur sweeps across the screen and the camera whips wildly around before settling with a view of the sky]

Nevermind. Ow.

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[ladyofluminosity]

Come on! Jungler!

[And Lux continues to push, just as Camille warned. Once the feline jumps off, however, and the blond is still pushing, gravity takes over.

Sorry, Ezreal's lungs. Lux is (probably) heaviler than a Liepard and flopping over.]

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[indy_wannabe]

[muffled swears. Very new swears, even!]

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[ladyofluminosity]

[Oh Savior, her human. He deserved it, mind, but Luxanna what even.

She quickly fumbles about, trying to get herself up again.]

I'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorry!

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[indy_wannabe]

Why meeeeee.

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[ladyofluminosity]

[Up and off.]

Oh my goodness, I hope I didn't break something, I'm really sorry!

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[indy_wannabe]

Why is everyone so heavy today?

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[ladyofluminosity]

[Lux stops. You did not just.

She looks at Jungler.]

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[indy_wannabe]

[Jungler gives an innocent mew]

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[ladyofluminosity]

Jungler, sit.

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[indy_wannabe]

[Crunch]

Son of a bitch whyyyyyy.

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[ladyofluminosity]

[Lux smiles coolly.]

Never comment on a lady's weight, Ezreal.

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[indy_wannabe]

I don't think it's terribly polite to crush my ribs in retaliation.

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[ladyofluminosity]

[She raises her eyebrows. Want to talk about polite, Ezreal?]

Jungler, dear, can you sit there while I get some sketches done? Go ahead and stretch out.

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[indy_wannabe]

[Jungler obliges]

[Ezreal is going to remain stubborn and silent though]

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[ladyofluminosity]

And turn, please. Let me see your claws.

[Someone else can play this game. Also she looks to be drawing painfully slow.]

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[indy_wannabe]

[Oh boy starting to lose oxygen]

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[ladyofluminosity]

[Scratch of charcoal pencil. You're bringing this upon yourself, Ezreal.]

All you have to do is apologize, I can tell her to get off you at any time.

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[indy_wannabe]

[choke]

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[ladyofluminosity]

All right, Jungler.

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[indy_wannabe]

[Jungler hops off. Ezreal's breathing is definitely a bit ragged]

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[ladyofluminosity]

Stubborn ass.

[Said more under her breath. Yeah, she's heard that one enough times from him, and it seemed appropriate.]

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[indy_wannabe]

You know in the grand scheme of things I may be stubborn but at least I'm not inflicting bodily harm for a perceived insult!

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[ladyofluminosity]

You were fine. A little discomfort here and there does one good.

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[indy_wannabe]

Says you.

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[ladyofluminosity]

I would never let you get seriously hurt.

[Said with utmost certainty and sincerity.]