"Mine's not interesting either," Waver huffed, unabashedly following Rincewind's lead now. Although they were both cowards by nature, there was still an element of courage and creativity that was necessitated by such a mindset. It took a truly brave and stubborn soul to just say no.

"Alternately, if you really want us, why not just let us live long enough to do something interesting? That way, no one's wasting anyone's time!"