[ Hey look, she actually came to see him for once instead of berating him over the band from the next room over. She wubs you, bro. Or something. Maeve stands in the doorway, her back against the door frame. ]

You know, starting your announcement off with calling everybody in Union "slackers," proooobably not going to get you very far. Just saying. We really need to work on your people skills, you make a terrible PR person.