[Wow, Rory, rude! He's 19, even if he does sort of look a good few years younger than he is.]

Sorry to break your heart, but come on, you thought I was living in that big of an apartment by myself?

[Not that he remotely imagines Rory cares one way or the other -- it's pretty obviously just a joke, from his tone.]

And anyway, maybe princesses kinda aren't my thing.

[A handsome prince... well, maybe. If he weren't so thoroughly attached.]