Y-you'll... you'll never believe me, but it's the truth.

For a few days now, wherever I go... men suddenly... come after me! Th-they ask me on dates, marriage proposals, and they don't take no for an answer! I-I'm not looking for a boyfriend, but wherever I go, men follow! It's the strangest thing, and I don't know how to make it stop...

[She shudders, hugging the doll in her arms - the lovedisc, that winks. Compared to this tall, muscular woman, Noire is small, frail and scrawny. So she's definitely confused as to why suddenly she's treated like a modern day Aphrodite.]