[BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LIKE THEM, BERTL. He's a misanthropist. A mispokegist.]

Ha, well... It's one of the only things I was able to find about Skarmory in the books. That their feathers could be used as swords. They're apparently pretty rare! I mean, I sure haven't seen any around here. Ever.

Well... I guess my pokémon are the only family I really have. But... I don't know.