Nico Nico San [Dream Event]

[nicocism]

[Is Union's most desperate talented up-and-coming idol dreaming about life on the stage? Not tonight, she isn't... no, tonight's menu is a trio of fairy-type tales:]

[A. Cyndaquilla]

[Here's Nico, so covered in soot from working day in and day out that they compare her to a cynadquill (yet still the prettiest one around of course), lamenting her misfortune to be trapped in such a mean household.]

All day I work, yet even after everything I've done, they still won't let me go to the dance party! Boo hoo, won't anyone take me away?

[Those sure are some crocodile tears as she hams this up for what it's worth]

[B. The Knight, the Princess and the Dragon-Type]

[Out of the cave comes rumbling a fearsome Hydreigon, three heads snapping. Before them, their hapless sacrifice: a beautiful idol princess tied to a stake, no chance of escaping them!]

Kyaaa! Save me!

[Are you a gallant knight come to rescue her? Or perhaps a wizard or a rogue? But before she can be reached, the dragon turns on her and unleashes a powerful dragon pulse right at her, blasting everything away in harsh blue light! And all that remains is charred ashes... and Nico, standing completely unscathed?]

Haha, didn't you know dragons can never beat magic!

[Oh right, she's part fairy-type.]

Take this!

[That... that sure was a big, pink heart beam she shot at the Hydreigon... and it's super effective.

Did she really need a knight to begin with?]

[C. Queen of Darkness-types]

[And in a complete reversal of roles, have Nico, not in rags, not in torn princess dress, but in full skanky sexy leather with thigh-high boots and shoulder-length gloves that have all the material her tiny top and shorts don't showing that she is the Etna of succubi as far as curves are concerned, sitting atop a huge, black throne in the flame lit hall. Completing the look are horns, wings, a tail and poor Kara, her murkrow, perched at her side, giving a few ominous caws while wondering why the heck does she have to play along with this?]

Now, kneel before me! Kneel, and I might spare you!

[Nico has the worst fantasies.]


[OOC: As a note, Nico may finally make use of some of her enlightened powers - as it stands, she can minorly/temporarily charm or otherwise emotionally manipulate people (think Charm or Fake Tears and the like).]

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[nicocism]

I just want to be whatever's cutest, that everyone adores!

[Wink wink, pose pose. She stops when she notices the lack of reaction though.]

Tch, you're no fun...

[Finally sending the dragon scurrying off back to its cave, she walks over to the redhead knight with a sigh.]

[nicocism]

Well, because they're mean, and they're just jealous of how much cuter I am than them, that's why!

[Vague images of the evil step-family... there's definitely resemblance to some other girls Nico knew from school... luckily no one Kotori would know.]

But it's their house, so I have to do whatever they say, no matter how cruel. Oh woe is me!

[Moderation: something Nico doesn't believe in, in acting too apparently]

[nicocism]

Geez, fine!

[Scrub scrub]

Once we're done here though, you have to help me with my dress!

[cutiepanther]

[ Of course as she is, and of what she knows about Nico, that sort of goal sounds childish and insincere. All Maki can do in response is sigh, and shake her head a little. ]

Good luck with that.

[ Though Maki is surprised by the girl's second reaction, confused at what she had even done to get that look from Nico. ]

W-What did I do!?

[nicocism]

[She purses her lips as she glares at Maki a little more. Maybe it'll work at close range? She tries again, wink, pose and everything as she turns on the charm.]

Nico~ Nico~ ni~ Every day is Nico-Nico~ Put on a smile with Nico-Nico~ Right to your heart with a Nico-Nico~

C

[ricericebaby]

Nico, why?

[Hanayo is already kneeling, head hanging toward the ground as she wipes tears from the corners of her eyes.]

This... this isn't what an idol is supposed to be like at all!

[SHE WAS SO NICE BEFORE, WEH ;u;]

B

[kakuto]

[1+ rogue with some cat ear hood. See she was going to help, but-]

Oh great! Seems like you got everything under control!

[Time to watch the Nico Nico Nii performance of dragon slaying idolhood aw yes.]

[unbalancedlove]

[Nico's (biased) memories show them in a definitively bad light. Kotori nods at her words... though her belief wavers by the end of her narration. Too much, dear heroine.]

That's very mean of them... b-but you want to go to the dance because you love the prince, right?

[Not because they told you not to go, right?]

[cutiepanther]

[ Getting close like that? She better not try to kiss Maki!! ...Thought Maki wonders why she's thinking that at all.

And that comes out of her. It's so embarrassing and fake, how could anyone even think that's cute? D-Definitely not Maki, who's blushing now, twirling her hair almost enough to cause a fire from the friction. A smile almost threatens to come out, and she's obviously trying her best to stop it. ]

D-Do you really think that's going to work on me?

[nicocism]

[It's certainly the last thing on Nico's mind; this is so much of a ridiculous game to her, that any idea of seriously romancing Maki doesn't even occur to her. Which is why she isn't even slightly embarrassed as she draws closer, batting her lashes and posing cutely for Maki]

Well, aren't you supposed to be my knight? I'm your princess, after all!

[In her mind, this is totally making fun of Maki and not flirting with her at all.]

[nicocism]

Well, of course! Plus, what better way to show them all up than arriving at the dance and stealing the prince right before their eyes, huh?

[Yes, clearly the purest of motives here.]

[nicocism]

[OKAY, THIS ACTUALLY is kinda hot MAKES NICO FEEL A LITTLE BAD... BUT SHE CAN'T WAVER, NOT EVEN IN THE FACE OF THOSE TEARS]

W, well... I mean, I'm just establishing the order around here! S, so long as you understand who's in charge, we're fine!

[cutiepanther]

[ Hey you can't blame Maki she's been kissed a lot lately! Even if it's only been by Chie, but it's still something weird to her! And getting all close to her like that, being cute and Charming her, how else is Maki supposed to react? ]

I-It's just a dream, t-this isn't even real!

[ Maki in bright red now, her hands balled up into fists at her side. ]

Maaa, I-I never said I was your knight or anyone else's!

[nicocism]

Yup! It was actually pretty silly thinking they could just offer a cute girl like me to a hungry dragon, right?

[Pew Pew, dance, dragon, dance!]

[nicocism]

[Nico snickers, clearly enjoying Maki's fluster.]

Yeah? Well, I don't see any other princesses is around... or do you already have one, huh?

[unbalancedlove]

Won't they punish you once you return home if they see you at the dance?

[For once it's Kotori's duty to be the voice of common sense.]

[cutiepanther]

[ Maki had gone from being a Princess being saved, to being a knight who isn't saving anyone. She's not quite sure she feels she fits either role so well. But it's Nico's strange demeanor that's getting to her most. ]

That's because it's your dream, would you ever let anyone else be a princess besides you?

A-And I don't have anyone like that..

[nicocism]

W, well, maybe... but only because they'll be jealous and know I've won!

[Does everything have to be a competition?]

[nicocism]

Of course not!

[At least Maki understands that much. Much like Nico catches something off about her response]

...really?

[unbalancedlove]

I think it's better if we try to hide your identity, Nic--Cyndaquila. If the prince comes for you and they keep you locked away it would be too sad.

[erichika]

Putting on a cute outfit doesn't entitle you to kneeling!

[nicocism]

Well, I'm also the demon queen, if that helps?

[nicocism]

Ohh, that's a good idea. Can we do that? I'm not sure even magic can hide my radiance though.

[Pose pose wink wink]

[kakuto]

Totally! Cute girls always beats dragons!

[She's totally having hand pistols, making little "pew pew pew" sound effects towards the dragon like she too was shooting cute lasers.

Pew pew pew.]

It made a bad mistake messing with you!

[ricericebaby]

[NOT EVEN FOR HANAYO'S oddly sexy MOEFACE TEARS??]

Y-yes... I understand! Please don't hurt meeee!