[Eren doesn't seem to mind Meredith on his head. She barely weighs anything and the spike on his cranium makes for a nice handle]

This is sure the worst earthquake I can remember... [and as if on cue, the earth rumbles beneath Eren's talons, and he stops so he can maintain balance] Woah... And they're not over, either! Or are those uh.... what're they called, Armin? After-something?

Gertrude? That's what you call her? What's she doing over there...