[he's a little dazed, so Squirtle manages to get one of his legs that was too slow to move out of the way, and he stumbles forward- catching himself. Ow ow shell that's gonna leave a mark]
[But you know what's confusing? being beaten up by a tiny turtle in sunglasses, that's what. He has no idea how his life got to this point and SO the moment he recovers his footing-]
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[But you know what's confusing? being beaten up by a tiny turtle in sunglasses, that's what. He has no idea how his life got to this point and SO the moment he recovers his footing-]
[SORA uses CONFUSION!]