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[kaidont]

[Hello, Union.

(Or anyone else within reach, really)

It's three am. Are you asleep? Good. You can stay asleep.

If you're awake or just dozing and within reach of your warp band, though, you might see a public transmission]

Yo. So who the hell else is up?

[Kaido is definitely not asleep, and he's bored]

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[realmenknitplushies]

Last week. You ever had a little one?

[actsmagnificent]

[ Leavanny carefully closes this door and then turns back to the Warp Band. He has to make extra-sure nobody wakes up because the humans stay up late a lot. They go into the bedroom but he can still hear them moving around. It's weird.

Kaido's musing is more interesting, however. Humans can evolve twice?? ] Van van?

[kaidont]

Yeah. You know my Vibrava? Got him as an egg too, few months ago.

[He snorts at the memory]

Kept falling forward cause his head was too heavy.

laughing so hard. STAY INNOCENT, NATTO

[kaidont]

[Yeah you wouldn't want to disturb them for your own sake]

There's no way this one's my final one. Look at those half-assed fangs.

[And he'll demonstrate. Yeah some of his teeth are definitely not human, but you do have to look at them to notice--they're still short enough to look normal unless he grins or bares them]

[choseneutrality]

[Flynn is and his hair is not in its usual style since he hasn't done it up. In fact it looks more like he just got up.]

Yes?

[kaidont]

Oh, hey--

[...]

... y'know, I can't remember if I ever caught your name.

the beartic is convinced at least one of the recent eggs is a cousbian baby

[actsmagnificent]

[ Natto gets up close and personal with the screen again to look and - yes, those do look intermediary. So don't worry! That will sort itself out! If he can get better after being a Swadloon, there's no reason why your next evolution won't be really neat too.

...Though. Uh. Maybe you can just tell him about your teeth then instead of showing him. ] Leava vanny van.

[choseneutrality]

It's Flynn.

[If he didn't before now he has.]

oh my god

[kaidont]

They're not even really sharp. What's the point of fangs if they're not sharp, right?

[Right???]

[kaidont]

Right.

[ahem]

So what're you doing up at this hour?

all humans are in the same egg group, yes?

[actsmagnificent]

[ It takes Natto a moment, but he nods. That does make sense, yes... ] Leavanny.

[ He swallows. Wow, he's glad he's bigger now. This would be such a harrowing conversation otherwise! ]

I've always wondered about shifters. Like. There's pokemon-born ones? so......

[kaidont]

[Unfortunately, he's not good enough at people to figure out exactly what's making you uncomfortable. His close circle are used to his dark type antics]

I just hope I get buff. [Like Kanji. He's so tired of being on the scrawny side. He's strong but it doesn't show and his manly ego is hurt]

So what else d'you got now? You haven't just gotten bigger, right? Any new skills?

maybe it depends what you're born as whether shifters can have kids with humans?

[actsmagnificent]

Vanny! [ This is a much better topic of conversation! Natto sets the Warp Band on the floor and kneels so that it still gets a shot of him, then begins pulling silk thread from his mouth. His arms dart in and out, the string goes around and around -

And the next thing you know he's got a macramé necklace held between his delicate arms. Ta-da! ] Lea!

[ That's totally what you meant when you asked that question, right? ]

<s>have we established whether enlightened can breed with pokemon</s> I mean--

[kaidont]

[--hah. He shouldn't be surprised]

You'll have to show that to Floette.

[choseneutrality]

I woke up early and couldn't sleep.

[There's something green with a red horn peeking up from the bottom of the screen.]

[kaidont]

Hah. Opposite of me then.

[Huh--he'll try to see what it is, though he's not asking yet]

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[roadrolled]

Yo. ♫ [Len lifts his hand in a motionless wave.]

Aren't humans usually asleep at this time of night? ♫

[choseneutrality]

I see.

[It flinches when it notices Kaido trying to get a glimpse and it scrambles before it's clear that it's a Ralts. Flynn looks down briefly when it tries to hide in his shirt.]

[kaidont]

[... are you... singing???

Sorry Len he's kinda just staring]

[kaidont]

--newcomer?

[roadrolled]

[Not quite, but there is something melodic about it when he tries to talk normally. It's not his fault he doesn't have "talking" voicebank!]

Uhhh? ♫

[kaidont]

[--ahem. He totally didn't space out there. Not at all]

Aren't you a human?

[roadrolled]

[Maybe he should just stick a post-it note to his forehead or something...]

No. I'm a Vocaloid. ♫

[kaidont]

... enlighten me?

[Sorry for the grouchy cat dude, Len]

[choseneutrality]

[A nod.]

Yes. He hatched recently.