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bravenewworld2014-08-29 11:58 am
battlearmor) wrote in bravenewworld2014-08-29 11:58 am
[Video] + Action
Video:
Well hello everyone out there!
[There's a pretty girl on the screen all of a sudden.
Wait. It's hard to tell, but that's actually a dude in drag. Hopefully you have good perception-- if not? Kuranosuke's not going to correct anyone who mistakes him for a girl. He's got on make up, a lusciously full blonde wig, and pink from head to toe apart from his black miniskirt.
It looks like he's making this broadcast from the business district, and he's speaking with a girly lilt to his voice-- what, gotta act the part if you're dressed up, right?]
It's a pleasure to meet you all, I'm sure. Let's get down to business, shall we?
I'm looking for anyone who's interested in entering contests. You see, Pearls and I here-- Prrriii! -- aaare looking to offer our services as Pokémon Stylists.
If you need a consultation, or maybe just need a refresher course of your own, please feel free to contact me and we'll see if I can help you. I'm looking for a special kind of client... so don't think you'll get away with it on the first meeting!
Anyway, just look into contacting Kuranosuke Koibuchi, alright?
[Koibuchi, as in Son-of-the-politician Koibuchi. He has no shame.]
Toodles!
action:
[With a sigh, Kuranosuke ends the transmission and looks over at his Togepi. Dropping the feminine voice, he shrugs.]
Well, let's hope we don't get anyone boring.
Kura-po, you think everyone's boring nowadays.
I'm not wrong! There's never anyone with the right style. Everyone's always talking and talking- but it's like no one cares about what they do! I need something new.
[Pearls just lets out her own exasperated sigh. What is she going to do with this boy?]
Well hello everyone out there!
[There's a pretty girl on the screen all of a sudden.
Wait. It's hard to tell, but that's actually a dude in drag. Hopefully you have good perception-- if not? Kuranosuke's not going to correct anyone who mistakes him for a girl. He's got on make up, a lusciously full blonde wig, and pink from head to toe apart from his black miniskirt.
It looks like he's making this broadcast from the business district, and he's speaking with a girly lilt to his voice-- what, gotta act the part if you're dressed up, right?]
It's a pleasure to meet you all, I'm sure. Let's get down to business, shall we?
I'm looking for anyone who's interested in entering contests. You see, Pearls and I here-- Prrriii! -- aaare looking to offer our services as Pokémon Stylists.
If you need a consultation, or maybe just need a refresher course of your own, please feel free to contact me and we'll see if I can help you. I'm looking for a special kind of client... so don't think you'll get away with it on the first meeting!
Anyway, just look into contacting Kuranosuke Koibuchi, alright?
[Koibuchi, as in Son-of-the-politician Koibuchi. He has no shame.]
Toodles!
action:
[With a sigh, Kuranosuke ends the transmission and looks over at his Togepi. Dropping the feminine voice, he shrugs.]
Well, let's hope we don't get anyone boring.
Kura-po, you think everyone's boring nowadays.
I'm not wrong! There's never anyone with the right style. Everyone's always talking and talking- but it's like no one cares about what they do! I need something new.
[Pearls just lets out her own exasperated sigh. What is she going to do with this boy?]
Action.
This is where you do all your fortune telling?
Action.
[She leads him through the back, down a small hallway, and through one of the doorways. The room itself is small, with various crystals and oddities around. In the middle is a table, and two chairs.]
Re: Action.
[He seems quite enthralled. Whether he believes in it or not, it's pretty fun.]
Action.
Action.
[Kuranosuke knows better than to refuse tea.]
We can start after.
Action.
Goooomy?
Action.
Oh! Well, who might you be?
[Well, I wasn't expecting one of those...]
Action.
Was he admiring how pretty Kura was? Goo baby is in total awe right now.]
Action.
[ You'd think something that gooey would be poisonous, though...
Still, they aren't, so Kura stoops down to offer a hand in greeting.]
How are you?
Action.
Myyyy?
Nozomi returns after a moment with a small teapot and a few ceramic tea cups. Noticing the Goomy, she smiles before setting them down and pouring Kuranosuke tea.]
I hope he didn't bother you too much. I try to keep him upstairs when I'm open, but he gets curious whenever someone comes in.
Re: Action.
[Kuranosuke very unceremoniously plucks Pearls from his bag, who uncurls from her usual egg shape with a yawn.]
Why don't you play together with this little guy, hmm, Pearls?
[Pearls seems delighted by the idea.]
Action.
Don't make a mess, you two!
[Nozomi gives her attention to Kuranosuke.]
Let's get started then, shall we? Is there anything you want to know about, or should I do a general reading?
Action.
I didn't have anything in mind. I just think it's fun! You can do a general one, if you'd like.
Action.
[She takes the cards and starts to shuffle them, offering the deck to Kuranosuke after a few rounds.]
Could you cut them? It'll give me a better reading.
Action.
[He cuts them, being patient despite his clear excitement. He isn't sure he believes in this kind of thing, but it sure is fun.]
Action.
The cards say you're restless and that you're looking for something. But that something is going to change soon. I can't tell if it's related to your date, but it looks like you might be getting busy soon.
Re: Action.
Oh, sweetie, I assure you-- I'm not going to get it on with a pair of teenage idols-- but if you mean we'll be getting business, I'm all for that!
Action.
Idols?
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They're delightful.
Action.
Re: Action.
Action.
Nico Nico Ni]Nico Yazawa.
Action.
You ever read her fortune?
Action.
Not yet. She doesn't seem interested.
Action.
You don't think she could be holding back...?
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Action.