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Well hello everyone out there!
[There's a pretty girl on the screen all of a sudden.
Wait. It's hard to tell, but that's actually a dude in drag. Hopefully you have good perception-- if not? Kuranosuke's not going to correct anyone who mistakes him for a girl. He's got on make up, a lusciously full blonde wig, and pink from head to toe apart from his black miniskirt.
It looks like he's making this broadcast from the business district, and he's speaking with a girly lilt to his voice-- what, gotta act the part if you're dressed up, right?]
It's a pleasure to meet you all, I'm sure. Let's get down to business, shall we?
I'm looking for anyone who's interested in entering contests. You see, Pearls and I here-- Prrriii! -- aaare looking to offer our services as Pokémon Stylists.
If you need a consultation, or maybe just need a refresher course of your own, please feel free to contact me and we'll see if I can help you. I'm looking for a special kind of client... so don't think you'll get away with it on the first meeting!
Anyway, just look into contacting Kuranosuke Koibuchi, alright?
[Koibuchi, as in Son-of-the-politician Koibuchi. He has no shame.]
Toodles!
action:
[With a sigh, Kuranosuke ends the transmission and looks over at his Togepi. Dropping the feminine voice, he shrugs.]
Well, let's hope we don't get anyone boring.
Kura-po, you think everyone's boring nowadays.
I'm not wrong! There's never anyone with the right style. Everyone's always talking and talking- but it's like no one cares about what they do! I need something new.
[Pearls just lets out her own exasperated sigh. What is she going to do with this boy?]
Well hello everyone out there!
[There's a pretty girl on the screen all of a sudden.
Wait. It's hard to tell, but that's actually a dude in drag. Hopefully you have good perception-- if not? Kuranosuke's not going to correct anyone who mistakes him for a girl. He's got on make up, a lusciously full blonde wig, and pink from head to toe apart from his black miniskirt.
It looks like he's making this broadcast from the business district, and he's speaking with a girly lilt to his voice-- what, gotta act the part if you're dressed up, right?]
It's a pleasure to meet you all, I'm sure. Let's get down to business, shall we?
I'm looking for anyone who's interested in entering contests. You see, Pearls and I here-- Prrriii! -- aaare looking to offer our services as Pokémon Stylists.
If you need a consultation, or maybe just need a refresher course of your own, please feel free to contact me and we'll see if I can help you. I'm looking for a special kind of client... so don't think you'll get away with it on the first meeting!
Anyway, just look into contacting Kuranosuke Koibuchi, alright?
[Koibuchi, as in Son-of-the-politician Koibuchi. He has no shame.]
Toodles!
action:
[With a sigh, Kuranosuke ends the transmission and looks over at his Togepi. Dropping the feminine voice, he shrugs.]
Well, let's hope we don't get anyone boring.
Kura-po, you think everyone's boring nowadays.
I'm not wrong! There's never anyone with the right style. Everyone's always talking and talking- but it's like no one cares about what they do! I need something new.
[Pearls just lets out her own exasperated sigh. What is she going to do with this boy?]
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Why would Pokemon need styling?
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Iiii'm gonna guess a lot of you don't get your pokémon groomed on the regular.
[He completely drops the girly voice for that.]
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I only have myself and a newborn. What do you mean by grooming? [ She cleans herself in the mud!! Same with her trapinch. It's how she did it back at home. ]
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[A SIGH.]
Well, I guess not everyone does that kind of thing. You're not the first person to ask today.
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Do you mean... [ She tugs at her hair. ] My hair?
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Though, if they don't have fur, I suppose massages can do instead.