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battlearmor ([personal profile] battlearmor) wrote in [community profile] bravenewworld2014-08-29 11:58 am

[Video] + Action

Video:

Well hello everyone out there!

[There's a pretty girl on the screen all of a sudden.

Wait. It's hard to tell, but that's actually a dude in drag. Hopefully you have good perception-- if not? Kuranosuke's not going to correct anyone who mistakes him for a girl. He's got on make up, a lusciously full blonde wig, and pink from head to toe apart from his black miniskirt.

It looks like he's making this broadcast from the business district, and he's speaking with a girly lilt to his voice-- what, gotta act the part if you're dressed up, right?]


It's a pleasure to meet you all, I'm sure. Let's get down to business, shall we?

I'm looking for anyone who's interested in entering contests. You see, Pearls and I here-- Prrriii! -- aaare looking to offer our services as Pokémon Stylists.

If you need a consultation, or maybe just need a refresher course of your own, please feel free to contact me and we'll see if I can help you. I'm looking for a special kind of client... so don't think you'll get away with it on the first meeting!

Anyway, just look into contacting Kuranosuke Koibuchi, alright?

[Koibuchi, as in Son-of-the-politician Koibuchi. He has no shame.]

Toodles!

action:

[With a sigh, Kuranosuke ends the transmission and looks over at his Togepi. Dropping the feminine voice, he shrugs.]

Well, let's hope we don't get anyone boring.

Kura-po, you think everyone's boring nowadays.

I'm not wrong! There's never anyone with the right style. Everyone's always talking and talking- but it's like no one cares about what they do! I need something new.

[Pearls just lets out her own exasperated sigh. What is she going to do with this boy?]
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[personal profile] bellyofthebeast 2014-08-31 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Say hello to the gruffest lady you have ever seen. Has she been rolling in dirt? When was her last wash? Why is she wearing something that can only be called a potato sack and a helmet? There are a lot of questions. ]

Why would Pokemon need styling?
bellyofthebeast: (.07)

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[personal profile] bellyofthebeast 2014-09-01 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ well that was a surprise. The voice, that is. ]

I only have myself and a newborn. What do you mean by grooming? [ She cleans herself in the mud!! Same with her trapinch. It's how she did it back at home. ]
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[personal profile] bellyofthebeast 2014-09-02 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have fur. [ Neither does her trapinch. ]

Do you mean... [ She tugs at her hair. ] My hair?