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bravenewworld2015-07-04 12:37 am
bnw_wighty_npcs) wrote in bravenewworld2015-07-04 12:37 am
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Expedition #3
Hey.
[The Warp Band flickers on to display a face that's perhaps slightly more recognizable now.]
Slackers.
It's great that you've found a city filled with magical megalomaniacs - don't worry; this counts as hometown pride - but I think you're all forgetting something equally important and worthy of attention.
[Ceilto spins a whiteboard near him fast enough that it's impossible to make out what's on it until it comes to a stop. ...Facing the wrong way.]
Eh.
[One more spin. ...It's a map. The map of everything known to Union, with Sanctuary far off to the west beyond the borders and several areas marked off in green with a check-mark. A triangle in the Wildwoods has been circled in red.]
Crumbling stone and bits of pottery and such!
[...]
Yeah, we're low on funds again, and we need to find something worthwhile. Seekers, assemble. We're heading out in two days. Everyone else, feel free to speak up and say how much you want to tag along.
...What all did you find in the other ruins, anyway, and how come none of the cash made it back to us?
((Looking for at least two to three people for this! Preferably more, but two-three minimum! Log will be going up tomorrow or the next day.))
[The Warp Band flickers on to display a face that's perhaps slightly more recognizable now.]
Slackers.
It's great that you've found a city filled with magical megalomaniacs - don't worry; this counts as hometown pride - but I think you're all forgetting something equally important and worthy of attention.
[Ceilto spins a whiteboard near him fast enough that it's impossible to make out what's on it until it comes to a stop. ...Facing the wrong way.]
Eh.
[One more spin. ...It's a map. The map of everything known to Union, with Sanctuary far off to the west beyond the borders and several areas marked off in green with a check-mark. A triangle in the Wildwoods has been circled in red.]
Crumbling stone and bits of pottery and such!
[...]
Yeah, we're low on funds again, and we need to find something worthwhile. Seekers, assemble. We're heading out in two days. Everyone else, feel free to speak up and say how much you want to tag along.
...What all did you find in the other ruins, anyway, and how come none of the cash made it back to us?
((Looking for at least two to three people for this! Preferably more, but two-three minimum! Log will be going up tomorrow or the next day.))
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Can you recite the 47 Rules of Ruins Spelunking in order by severity of likely injury upon failure to comply?
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Yes. I can also recite for you the ABC's of wilderness starvation and the handbook for what not to do when you're trapped in a den of hibernating Usaring.
[What a funny young man. He knew how to roll with those kinds of punches though.]
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That was a trick question. There's only 46 rules and most of them start and end with 'listen to your senior spelunker'. ...That would be me.
In penance, you have to sign this form.
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Also says you'd like to join our organization and you don't hold anyone accountable for any injuries you may suffer over the course of our adventures.