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Who: Everyone!
When: 8/27
Where: The Tropical Island
What: The end of summer is quickly approaching, get your last bit of summer fun in now!
Warnings: Beach episode shenanigans.

Bright sun, warm sands, rolling waves, the tropical island was the place to be. With the new port making travel out much easier, the island was seeing a surge in tourism. Something about fighting giant fiery gods must have made people eager to jump into the water and relax.

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[Excuse you. This was a very well thought out clothing choice for him-- the cut was perfect for running around on the beach, because there was no excess cloth to cause drag, and the patterning was brilliant and beautiful-- perfect for the bright sunshine that afternoon.

Rei stopped, casting the woman a confused look.]

It's a swimsuit. [Obviously. He'd been reading up on swimwear fashion all week-- there was nothing wrong with his choice. Nothing at all.]

...No, that's some kinda torture device for your gents down there.

[ Seriously.

...

Okay so that was very uncouth. But. ]

[That was bold.

And uncouth.

Rei could feel the heat rising to his cheeks at her unabashed commentary about his choice in swimwear, torn between the embarrassment of having someone openly refer to his...ahem personal regions and being appalled by her lack of style.]

That-- That's none of your business!

Edited 2014-09-11 01:11 (UTC)

So why're you presenting it to be mine?

[ Huff huff eyeroll!! ]

Who said anyone is presenting anything? The cut of the suit is ideally designed for minimizing drag on the body while running along the beach, like when you're chasing after a Pokemon who might get themselves in trouble. The numbers add up-- this is a perfectlly streamlined style, one that is ideal for this sort of activity!

[He...is going to stick with that. It makes perfect sense. Really.]